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ChiefsHawk 07:21 AM 11-25-2020
So my wife and I are having triplets and we find out the sexes today hopefully. We will be first time parents and was curious if anyone here had any experience with having triplets and had sound advice.

Btw my wife already says their first words with be Mahomie :-)
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Halfcan 09:00 PM 11-25-2020
Congrats- make sure to name at least 1 of them Halfcan.

Best wishes to you and your family!
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Pants 09:28 PM 11-25-2020
*GULP*

Congrats, man.
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BWillie 09:35 PM 11-25-2020
Teenagers in 2035 will hate sports. Mock them. They gonna be like this isnt a video game.
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Rain Man 09:37 PM 11-25-2020
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.


Out of curiosity, can you tell before birth if they're identical or fraternal?
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Rain Man 09:43 PM 11-25-2020
Apparently triplets can be some combo of identical and fraternal. So your possible combinations (assuming no hermaphrodites) are:

3 identical boys
2 identical boys and 1 girl
2 fraternal boys and 1 girl
3 fraternal boys
3 fraternal girls
1 boy and 2 fraternal girls
1 boy and 2 identical girls
3 identical girls

We should take bets on what they are.
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Zebedee DuBois 09:56 PM 11-25-2020
Blessings to you!

I hope you or your wife have parents or siblings close by. You're gonna need a helping hand or three
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tx4chiefs 11:05 PM 11-25-2020
Congrats. Rest now, soon you won't get any sleep!
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KurtCobain 04:23 PM 11-26-2020
I have decided you should name your new kids Joey, Joe and JoJo.
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bdj23 06:09 PM 11-26-2020
I have a new Chiefs fan on the way too
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ROYC75 06:36 PM 11-26-2020
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I have decided you should name your new kids Joey, Joe and JoJo.
What's this?

No way, gotta be Daryl, Daryl & Daryl!:-)
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duncan_idaho 10:13 PM 11-27-2020
Originally Posted by ChiefsHawk:
So my wife and I are having triplets and we find out the sexes today hopefully. We will be first time parents and was curious if anyone here had any experience with having triplets and had sound advice.

Btw my wife already says their first words with be Mahomie :-)

First:
Congratulations

Second: My twins turned five in mid-October (they were born during game 5 of the 2015 ALDS). Here are some tips I will share:

1) For at LEAST the first few weeks you have them home, you’re going to need a third person there to help. Mother, father, sister, best friend, something... And you’re going to alternate nights that you/your spouse/your third party get a full night off to sleep. If you and your wife try to do it all yourselves you’ll get no night time sleep and it will fuck you up.

2) Get a baby Brezza or something similar. This is like a Keurig for formula. You’re going to need it.

3) mentally prepare for never considering anyone else’s baby experience challenging. It gets annoying in a hurry listening to people who have never had more than one baby at a time whine about how hard it was.

4) if you’re doing daycare, get on it ASAP. Finding child care for multiples is fucking hard.

5) safety proof the shit out of your house. My wife was measuring 48 cm at 37 weeks with twins (and that’s the equivalent of a 48-week pregnancy) and couldn’t get around. Get one of those grabber contraptions. She’ll need it.

6) strap it up. It’s getting real, man.
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tyecopeland 10:45 PM 11-27-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Apparently triplets can be some combo of identical and fraternal. So your possible combinations (assuming no hermaphrodites) are:

3 identical boys
2 identical boys and 1 girl
2 fraternal boys and 1 girl
3 fraternal boys
3 fraternal girls
1 boy and 2 fraternal girls
1 boy and 2 identical girls
3 identical girls

We should take bets on what they are.
What about an intersex baby?
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tyecopeland 10:48 PM 11-27-2020
Originally Posted by duncan_idaho:
2) Get a baby Brezza or something similar. This is like a Keurig for formula. You’re going to need it.
I know it's not possible for everyone and I'm sure it's really hard for 2-3 but I feel compelled to say it:

Breast is best.
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TimeForWasp 11:11 PM 11-27-2020
Give them all the same name, so you don't get confused.
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TimeForWasp 11:14 PM 11-27-2020
Or Pat, Patrick and Patricia.
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