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Nzoner's Game Room>****The OFFICIAL Texans @ Chiefs Divisional Playoff REVENGE Game thread****
Hammock Parties 12:00 AM 01-12-2020
Our conquest of the 32 Kingdoms begins, today, in the Year of our Lord 2020, January 12, at 2:05 PM.

It's time for House Houston to bend the knee.

The Lannistexan army is returning from battle and is not prepared for the savage hordes of Arrowhead - only a fool would meet us in an open field.

They may think they can hold us off...until they see our dragon.

Dracarys.

Spoiler!

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St. Patty's Fire 12:04 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
Okay that doesn’t look good for Jones. Is wearing a brace and looks slow
your and idiot
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Naptown Chief 12:05 PM 01-12-2020
Man, I have this 45-10 Chiefs feeling rumbling in my tummy.

Boys, WE GOOD.
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DRM08 12:05 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
Rap sheet says Mahomes will get his deal done either in March or April then Watson will follow
Texans about to get screwed, haha
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jerryaldini 12:06 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
Let this serve as a warning to all the young folks here. Poor planning and this could happen to you. Use me as the cautionary tale to have the tough talk with your partner before marriage.
Cautionary tale, think very hard about hitching yourself to any non-family member for life. Second only to having a child where we seem to assume you should by default. To each his own as to whether the benefits are worth the cost for all involved.
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! 12:06 PM 01-12-2020

Everything you got today ❗️❗️✌��

— Ty Hill (@cheetah) January 12, 2020

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Setsuna 12:06 PM 01-12-2020
Any Given Sunday
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MAHOMO 4 LIFE! 12:07 PM 01-12-2020

I asked Tyreek Hill why he doesn’t lose speed when tracking a ball in the air. He told me it’s because of kickball. Growing up he was always the pitcher & if the ball was kicked in the air he would sprint, track it down and catch it anywhere on the field. He insists that’s why.

— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) January 12, 2020

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Rain Man 12:08 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
I am supposed to pick my wife up at the airport 45 minutes before kickoff. I live about 45 minutes from the airport (assuming no traffic). I know she’d be pissed if I didn’t come get her, but it is the playoffs.

Thoughts?
Can you imagine how romantic it would be to get off your plane and have a limo driver standing there holding up a piece of paper with your name on it?
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Rain Man 12:10 PM 01-12-2020
Man, it's still 110 minutes away? This must be what it feels like to be an astronaut sitting on the launch pad.
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Naptown Chief 12:10 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Can you imagine how romantic it would be to get off your plane and have a limo driver standing there holding up a piece of paper with your name on it?
I'd also have a bouquet of her favorite flowers in the limo. Maybe set a timer and run a hot bath for her?
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Raiderhater 12:11 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by alanm:
This.. wives should know this shit. Football affects men in strange ways.
Yeah, one would think this would be a widely known and understood truth at this point of the world's history.
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Rain Man 12:11 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Naptown Chief:
I'd also have a bouquet of her favorite flowers in the limo. Maybe set a timer and run a hot bath for her?
Oh! Or have the limo take her to a spa for a post-flight decompression massage. That'll keep her out of the house until the game is over, and then she'll arrive home ready for romance.
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pugsnotdrugs19 12:11 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Man, it's still 110 minutes away? This must be what it feels like to be an astronaut sitting on the launch pad.
Precisely.
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Naptown Chief 12:13 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Oh! Or have the limo take her to a spa for a post-flight decompression massage. That'll keep her out of the house until the game is over, and then she'll arrive home ready for romance.
Now THAT'S the ticket
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pugsnotdrugs19 12:14 PM 01-12-2020
Originally Posted by Setsuna:
Any Given Sunday
Ok.....?
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