It is mother ****in on. Haha, think about Glenn Dorsey and Brian Waters in a tangle while you're boning her. You'll last longer, Heh.
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Yeah I'm dumb. Just edited. Hope I didn't **** myself.

SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! I AM FREAKING OUT! A GIRL GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER! A PRETTY ONE! SHIT!!!!! ****!
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Is it girl #1 or #2?
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I already called her and warned her via voicemail. Sorry.
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and oh yeah......SETTLE THE **** DOWN!
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Fake it till you make it. Show up early and drink a couple of quick ones. Then nurse two more over the next 2 hours. You'll be fine. DON'T GET TOO DRUNK!!!!
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:-)
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This is the girl, BTW:



First one. Second one is AWOL but I could bone her tomorrow night, too.
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Ok dude....just play it cool. Give her a call and invite her out to dinner or a drink. Like Flopnuts said.....get there early and have 1 or 2 just to calm yourself down. Then nurse a couple while she's drinking. You'll be fine.
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Seriously, GoChiefs, just go slowly. Just speak with her. Learn.
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If she totally follows your lead and drinks what you drink. You're gonna have to muscle through 5 maybe 6 depending on how much of a lush she is. Get her drunk!!!! I think she'll be less inhibited. I think this one is more prudish, remember that.
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Do not....I repeat do not bring up Star Wars or Star Trek. Ask her questions about herself and if she asks what you do......you're a journalist.
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Did you do what I suggested, GoChiefs? Meet her in her town?
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That's the vibe I got, too.
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Be sure not to tell her you're a doofus.
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