Just another classic beatdown from the Planet.
This place can be brutal by bringing down the collective on your head.
DT58HOF called down the thunder. He only has himself to blame. :-)
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Ahh. I see. A thread with a burst of it's own. Good job Daface.
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It dosen't all seem real
the stupidity overrides
any sympathy -I find no humor
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Wowsa! Did he get banned or is he just so pwned that he won't show his face back on here.
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I'm surprised to learn that the planet isn't a more foregiving place, because its quite possible this gentleman has learned from his past mistakes and is living the life of charity and community contribution and is being unfairly persecuted.


I'm pretty sure this is where "Uncle Diddles" pulls out the "his lawyer throwing a lawsuit flamesteak up your assess".
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I hope you're kidding. I don't feel bad one bit he's a sex offender. The person he violated has to live with that the rest of their lives while he tries to get sympathy points from people because he's learned his lesson. That is one thing where forgiveness won't be earned. Sex offenders are a different breed all in all.
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May I suggest taking your sarcasm meter in for calibration?
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Oh man I just read this whole thread. I had never read first part. Classic!
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:-) I should've known better. Can you spare a dollar so I can buy a sense of humor?
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:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
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For me, it's not even so much the sex offender part. It was at first, then I checked the other fail by him as shyguyms, and it turned out that it might not even be him. Apparently there are two Marty Shooks listed in his area, and his wife said, "It's his cousin who is named after the same uncle.".

For me, it's the other thread, the one where he cheated on his wife and children. Not only that, but he ran off the girl he was messin' with's boyfriend.

Not only that, but then he has the nerve to come back on this site under a new username and IP, and pretend to be someone he's not. The Sheetz family would not be happy.

I'm glad he got outed, he was a dumb-fuck. Not only that, but I always hated him and his opinion to begin with. Way too cock-strong and overbearing.
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Nah, I'm pretty sure it's him. Otherwise I think he would have denied it in this thread rather than disappear.
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Oh - nice work Marty.

Unsolicited advice:
1. Leave the internet.
2. Leave Cumberland.
3. Don't touch little kids.

In no specific order.
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BMJ,

I'd have suggested taking a claw hammer to the scrotum of this douchebag, but when I do that, some will suggest its because I'm a fascist, others because I'm picking on him because he's younger than me, others because I'm a "puritan" I believe is the word. I'll suggest I've already skewered him for being a dickbag and kidf@cker. Keep reading, you'll figure out when sarcasm is being employed.

Do I think a creepy, child molesting f@ckhead, who is making videos of underage girls, likely using it as bait to chat with underaged girls and whatnot is cool? Hell yes and I think his ass should be turned in for it.
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lol I hear ya loud and clear! I wanted to reply to this thread and your post was the last I read so I guess my emotions made me see past the sarcasm and I had to ask if you were kidding. It makes laugh now that I read and actually GET the joke. Man I need a check on my humor. I've been taking things too seriously lately.
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