Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.
Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.
Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!
Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.
Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.
The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.
On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.
According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."
The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.
Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.
Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.
Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.
The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"
She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.
Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Cochise:
The locals say it snowed here once, in the 80s.
I have a feeling the national guard will be sent in to keep the calm and stop the riots, and billions in low interest loans will be approved for all the snow victims.
Naked Man With 'Large Clock' Shrugs Off Police Dog, Batons, Stun Gun In Florida
It took a squad of deputies wielding batons, a police dog, a stun gun and a 10-minute melee to take down a suspect in the throes of "excited delirium," Florida police say.
Conrad Hopper, 17, was allegedly naked on Saturday as he attempted to attack responding deputies with a "large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border," the Sun Sentinel reports.
It's the second time in less than a week that the Palm Beach sheriff's deputies have had to fight off a naked person on a violent rampage.
Hopper's alleged victim, a 15-year-old boy, called deputies at about 6 p.m. after he said Hopper entered his home while intoxicated. Hopper reportedly touched the victim's face and tried to remove his glasses. Then Hopper started shouting nonsense and took off all his clothes.
The victim evaded Hopper by fleeing into the back yard, where he jumped onto a trampoline and over a neighbor's fence. When deputies arrived, Hopper was back inside the house, completely naked.
"He was breaking random things inside the house and still shouting nonsensical things, such as, '5, 6, 7, 8, grandma, girlfriend, 1, 2, 3, 4,'" a deputy wrote in the incident report. "Conrad was moving erratically around the kitchen with clinched fists and pacing aimlessly."
That's when the epic battle started between Hopper, a police dog, deputies and a stun gun.
Deputies told the person to lie face down. Instead, deputies say, he sat down upright, then stood back up and moved toward them. As a police dog was released toward him, he started to punch the dog with closed fists and tried to gouge out the dog's eyes before kicking and punching at other deputies who tried to stop him.
One deputy's arm was fractured as he continued to fight all four deputies and a dog. In the report, one deputy says he hit the teen several times with a baton in his back/rib area, but it did not change his behavior, so they used a stun gun on the suspect's back which brought him to the ground so he could be restrained and handcuffed.
Eventually, Hopper -- still thrashing around -- was subdued and given a shot of Valium on a gurney, "which still had no effect in calming him down," police said. He faces charges of burglary, criminal mischief, resisting arrest, battery of a police dog and several counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.
Just last week, deputies shot dead a naked suspect who reportedly bit a teen's face and attacked a retired cop. Anesson Joseph, 28, charged at deputies before he was shot down in West Palm Beach last Wednesday, police said. The incident was likened to "something you see out of a zombie movie." [Reply]
A Florida mom was arrested on her birthday after getting her daughter drunk and then beating her, according to police.
Kellie Baker was arrested on Monday for assaulting her daughter, 13, who had a blood-alcohol content of 0.15. The girl’s face was bloodied in the fight. Kellie Baker, 43, was arrested on her birthday in Manatee County after getting her 13-year-old daughter drunk and getting into a wild fight with the teen as the pair drove down the road. Cops collared Kellie Baker, 43, on Monday in Manatee County after a witness spotted two women fighting in a moving vehicle, according to reports.
The brawl then spilled into a yard on 31st St. West and officers had to pull the two apart in mid-scuffle, WFTS reported. The girl remained on the ground, crying hysterically while sporting a bloodied face and a cut above her left eye, the station reported.
"She advised that Kellie Baker was the one who caused the injuries to her face," the police report stated, according to the Bradenton Herald.
The drunk daughter had a blood alcohol level of 0.15 — nearly twice the legal limit and admitted to drinking beer with her mom.
Baker — an early candidate for worst mother of the year — has been charged with child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and resisting arrest, according to police.
The battered girl was placed into the custody of her grandmother, WFTS reported. She was not identified.
This isn’t the bad mom’s first brush with the law. Baker has been previously arrested for domestic battery, leaving the scene of an accident and assaulting an officer on her rap sheet, which dates back to 1992. Baker’s relatives could not be reached for comment.
A Florida mom was arrested on her birthday after getting her daughter drunk and then beating her, according to police.
Kellie Baker was arrested on Monday for assaulting her daughter, 13, who had a blood-alcohol content of 0.15. The girl’s face was bloodied in the fight. Kellie Baker, 43, was arrested on her birthday in Manatee County after getting her 13-year-old daughter drunk and getting into a wild fight with the teen as the pair drove down the road. Cops collared Kellie Baker, 43, on Monday in Manatee County after a witness spotted two women fighting in a moving vehicle, according to reports.
The brawl then spilled into a yard on 31st St. West and officers had to pull the two apart in mid-scuffle, WFTS reported. The girl remained on the ground, crying hysterically while sporting a bloodied face and a cut above her left eye, the station reported.
"She advised that Kellie Baker was the one who caused the injuries to her face," the police report stated, according to the Bradenton Herald.
The drunk daughter had a blood alcohol level of 0.15 — nearly twice the legal limit and admitted to drinking beer with her mom.
Baker — an early candidate for worst mother of the year — has been charged with child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and resisting arrest, according to police.
The battered girl was placed into the custody of her grandmother, WFTS reported. She was not identified.
This isn’t the bad mom’s first brush with the law. Baker has been previously arrested for domestic battery, leaving the scene of an accident and assaulting an officer on her rap sheet, which dates back to 1992. Baker’s relatives could not be reached for comment.
Naked Man With 'Large Clock' Shrugs Off Police Dog, Batons, Stun Gun In Florida
It took a squad of deputies wielding batons, a police dog, a stun gun and a 10-minute melee to take down a suspect in the throes of "excited delirium," Florida police say.
Conrad Hopper, 17, was allegedly naked on Saturday as he attempted to attack responding deputies with a "large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border," the Sun Sentinel reports.
It's the second time in less than a week that the Palm Beach sheriff's deputies have had to fight off a naked person on a violent rampage.
Hopper's alleged victim, a 15-year-old boy, called deputies at about 6 p.m. after he said Hopper entered his home while intoxicated. Hopper reportedly touched the victim's face and tried to remove his glasses. Then Hopper started shouting nonsense and took off all his clothes.
The victim evaded Hopper by fleeing into the back yard, where he jumped onto a trampoline and over a neighbor's fence. When deputies arrived, Hopper was back inside the house, completely naked.
"He was breaking random things inside the house and still shouting nonsensical things, such as, '5, 6, 7, 8, grandma, girlfriend, 1, 2, 3, 4,'" a deputy wrote in the incident report. "Conrad was moving erratically around the kitchen with clinched fists and pacing aimlessly."
That's when the epic battle started between Hopper, a police dog, deputies and a stun gun.
Deputies told the person to lie face down. Instead, deputies say, he sat down upright, then stood back up and moved toward them. As a police dog was released toward him, he started to punch the dog with closed fists and tried to gouge out the dog's eyes before kicking and punching at other deputies who tried to stop him.
One deputy's arm was fractured as he continued to fight all four deputies and a dog. In the report, one deputy says he hit the teen several times with a baton in his back/rib area, but it did not change his behavior, so they used a stun gun on the suspect's back which brought him to the ground so he could be restrained and handcuffed.
Eventually, Hopper -- still thrashing around -- was subdued and given a shot of Valium on a gurney, "which still had no effect in calming him down," police said. He faces charges of burglary, criminal mischief, resisting arrest, battery of a police dog and several counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.
Just last week, deputies shot dead a naked suspect who reportedly bit a teen's face and attacked a retired cop. Anesson Joseph, 28, charged at deputies before he was shot down in West Palm Beach last Wednesday, police said. The incident was likened to "something you see out of a zombie movie."
Ferris Beuler did something like the trampoline move in his movie. He wasn't being chased by a naked kid however. [Reply]
Wife calls 911 over hubby's hookup request
Published On: Feb 19 2014 11:08:19 AM EST
A 58-year-old South Carolina woman called 911 because her husband wanted her to "hook up with his sisters," police said.
The woman told deputies she and her 72-year-old husband have "had some sex problems for the past two years," according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Not only did the woman not want to hook up with her sisters-in-law, she wanted to know if there was a way she could prohibit them from coming to her house, according to the report.
Caught up in a sticky situation, the responding deputy wrote that he "explained the no-trespass law." [Reply]
Wife calls 911 over hubby's hookup request
Published On: Feb 19 2014 11:08:19 AM EST
A 58-year-old South Carolina woman called 911 because her husband wanted her to "hook up with his sisters," police said.
The woman told deputies she and her 72-year-old husband have "had some sex problems for the past two years," according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Not only did the woman not want to hook up with her sisters-in-law, she wanted to know if there was a way she could prohibit them from coming to her house, according to the report.
Caught up in a sticky situation, the responding deputy wrote that he "explained the no-trespass law."
A Florida woman accused of skipping out on an $18.46 restaurant bill allegedly gave the cashier two options: Give her a free meal and go to heaven, or charge the credit card and go straight to hell.
The offer of biblical proportions happened on Jan. 14. Ruthena Lewis, 44, took her mother, 78-year-old Willie Lewis, to eat at the A&G restaurant in Winter Haven, Fla.
When it came time to pay, Lewis took her mom to the car and re-entered the restaurant to pay with a credit card. But the card was was declined. A&G cashier Crystal Henson told police that Lewis held the cancel button down when the charge was being processed.
According to the police report, Lewis then gave Henson a choice: If the meal was free, Henson would go to heaven. If she insisted on running the card through, "She would go to hell."
Lewis left the restaurant, leaving the business card of her church bishop, Joseph Lewis (no relation). She told restaurant employees to call him and he would pay the bill.
Restaurant employees called Winter Haven police instead. Lewis and her mother were arrested a short time later, NewsChief.com reported. They were charged with misdemeanors and later released.
Willie Lewis had $80 in her possession when she was arrested, according to the police report.
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Pay for my lunch, or go to HELL!
A Florida woman accused of skipping out on an $18.46 restaurant bill allegedly gave the cashier two options: Give her a free meal and go to heaven, or charge the credit card and go straight to hell.
The offer of biblical proportions happened on Jan. 14. Ruthena Lewis, 44, took her mother, 78-year-old Willie Lewis, to eat at the A&G restaurant in Winter Haven, Fla.
When it came time to pay, Lewis took her mom to the car and re-entered the restaurant to pay with a credit card. But the card was was declined. A&G cashier Crystal Henson told police that Lewis held the cancel button down when the charge was being processed.
According to the police report, Lewis then gave Henson a choice: If the meal was free, Henson would go to heaven. If she insisted on running the card through, "She would go to hell."
Lewis left the restaurant, leaving the business card of her church bishop, Joseph Lewis (no relation). She told restaurant employees to call him and he would pay the bill.
Restaurant employees called Winter Haven police instead. Lewis and her mother were arrested a short time later, NewsChief.com reported. They were charged with misdemeanors and later released.
Willie Lewis had $80 in her possession when she was arrested, according to the police report.
