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Nzoner's Game Room>***NON-POLITICAL COVID-19 Discussion Thread***
JakeF 10:28 PM 02-26-2020
A couple of reminders...

Originally Posted by Bwana:
Once again, don't come in this thread with some kind of political agenda, or you will be shown the door. If you want to go that route, there is a thread about this in DC.
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
People, there is a lot of good information in this thread, let's try to keep the petty bickering to a minimum.

We all have varying opinions about the impact of this, the numbers, etc. We will all never agree with each other. But we can all keep it civil.

Thanks!

Click here for the original OP:

Spoiler!

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petegz28 01:57 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by O.city:
What were your thoughts on testing early in the pandemic and how the US didn't ramp it up quickly?
Who says they didn't?
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Rain Man 01:59 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
They're placing me in the bottom 10 percent. That's humbling. I think the only people behind me are people on death row in solitary confinement. Even the people on death row in the general population cell blocks are ahead of me.

That's kind of silly. No way should I be behind children. I'm old and I produce tax revenue.
Wait, my governor is actually quoted in the article and has my back.

The idea that prisoners could get vaccinated before average Americans is already facing pushback. “There’s no way it’s going to go to prisoners before it goes to people who haven’t committed any crime,” Gov. Jared Polis of Colorado said this week.
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KCUnited 02:00 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...-timeline.html

Where do you fall in line?
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

When it comes to Illinois, we think you’re behind 10.5 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Cook County, you’re behind 4.2 million others.

If the line in Illinois was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

***which is 6th from the end***
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TLO 02:05 PM 12-03-2020
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind very few people across the United States.

When it comes to Missouri, we think you’re behind very few others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Buchanan County, you’re behind very few others.

If the line in Missouri was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

*first*

(This is based on being a healthcare worker)
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TLO 02:07 PM 12-03-2020
So those of you looking for guinea pigs to see how the vaccine goes, I'll be sure to give you a detailed play by play of any side effects/issues.

Just wait till this baby gives me a 16 inch pecker and allows me to bench 500lbs. You skeptics will be lining up for a shot!
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htismaqe 02:09 PM 12-03-2020
I guess I don't have to worry about being a guinea pig. I'm not sure there's even 30K people in my county. :-)

Originally Posted by :
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

When it comes to Iowa, we think you’re behind 2.7 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Jasper County, you’re behind 30,200 others.

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BigCatDaddy 02:15 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
So those of you looking for guinea pigs to see how the vaccine goes, I'll be sure to give you a detailed play by play of any side effects/issues.

Just wait till this baby gives me a 16 inch pecker and allows me to bench 500lbs. You skeptics will be lining up for a shot!
I"m not sure I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
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Rain Man 02:25 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
So those of you looking for guinea pigs to see how the vaccine goes, I'll be sure to give you a detailed play by play of any side effects/issues.

Just wait till this baby gives me a 16 inch pecker and allows me to bench 500lbs. You skeptics will be lining up for a shot!
We will be closely monitoring you while we wait.
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'Hamas' Jenkins 02:28 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind very few people across the United States.

When it comes to Missouri, we think you’re behind very few others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Buchanan County, you’re behind very few others.

If the line in Missouri was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

*first*

(This is based on being a healthcare worker)
I'm a healthcare worker with preexisting conditions and you jumped me in line, you bastard.

Note that changing me from having pre-existing conditions to not did not affect my place in line. Increasing my age to 80 bumped me from 5 to 4. Changing to Buchanan County moved me to 4th.

Also, this tool is not terribly specific. Healthcare workers are not always patient-facing HCW, who will be prioritized first in MO. Five metro areas will get initial access in MO, and they are not rural.
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Rain Man 02:35 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins:
I'm a healthcare worker with preexisting conditions and you jumped me in line, you bastard.

Note that changing me from having pre-existing conditions to not did not affect my place in line. Increasing my age to 80 bumped me from 5 to 4. Changing to Buchanan County moved me to 4th.

Also, this tool is not terribly specific. Healthcare workers are not always patient-facing HCW, who will be prioritized first in MO. Five metro areas will get initial access in MO, and they are not rural.
I'm in line behind people who don't use their turn signals and people who think Two Broke Girls is funny.
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mr. tegu 02:37 PM 12-03-2020
I’m third from the end. The two behind me in line are cats, presumably our two cats.
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ChiliConCarnage 02:40 PM 12-03-2020
So if you're not old and don't have covid related health risks you get 268.7 million. If you flip the covid related health risk to yes, you shoot up to 23 millionth in line.
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Marcellus 02:45 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

When it comes to Illinois, we think you’re behind 10.5 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Cook County, you’re behind 4.2 million others.

If the line in Illinois was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

***which is 6th from the end***
Will you send me your beer stash before you die?

Thanks.
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Otter 02:45 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by mr. tegu:
I’m third from the end. The two behind me in line are cats, presumably our two cats.
There's two cats in front of me in line.
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Marcellus 02:48 PM 12-03-2020
Originally Posted by :
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 126.5 million people across the United States.

When it comes to Missouri, we think you’re behind 2.6 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Newton County, you’re behind 24,400 others.

If the line in Missouri was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:
Oh well.
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