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scho63 05:36 PM 02-24-2012
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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ghak99 12:31 PM 01-09-2023
That last picture looks like every crack whore waitress about a month before they overdose. Once you start to not actually recognize their face, the days are numbered.

There are some weight loss plans that float around on FB that have nearly the exact same physical affect on people. Once the weight they needed to lose comes off they stay on the program to "maintain" and it gives them the same half drunk and hollow eyed look. Two former business partners were on it and if I didn't know any better I would have bet money they were on smack. They just look sickly. The program even stops using their updated pictures once they go from healthy to hollow looking.
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Donger 12:34 PM 01-09-2023
In remembrance...




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lawrenceRaider 12:37 PM 01-09-2023
Originally Posted by Donger:
In remembrance...



Why couldn't she have done nudes at the above point in her life?

This is how she should always be remembered.
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dlphg9 12:47 PM 01-09-2023
Lmao, 95% or more of the guys on this site would hit that.

However I think she may actually be like clinically crazy. Also her eyes look like they are trying to get out of the way of her growing nose.
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Holladay 01:11 PM 01-09-2023
looks like she took out her breast implants.
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Skyy God 01:14 PM 01-09-2023
Originally Posted by Valiant:
You should look up her quotes on how much she loves sex.
John Mayer vouches for her bedroom prowess.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...y-2010102/amp/
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Skyy God 01:17 PM 01-09-2023
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
I’ve posted this sentiment before but to reiterate:

Every time I thought I’d found a woman who was the perfect intersection of hot and crazy, I always had underestimated the crazy. Crazy is like an iceberg, at best you see 10% of it above the surface.
Non-waterproof smeared mascara is my jam.

Not a lot of emotionally healthy girls into it, tho.
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alpha_omega 01:18 PM 01-16-2023







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rocknrolla 01:42 PM 01-16-2023
Still would all fucking day!!!
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stevieray 02:14 PM 01-16-2023
She looks like Tom Brady in drag.
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lawrenceRaider 02:18 PM 01-16-2023
Originally Posted by stevieray:
She looks like Zombie Tom Brady in drag.
FYP.

Don't care how enthusiastic she might still be about it, I'm taking a pass.
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scho63 04:29 PM 01-16-2023
She looks crazy in the eyes and like she is a tiger in the sack. John Mayer you lucky bastard!
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Easy 6 04:57 PM 01-16-2023
Originally Posted by alpha_omega:






That second pic is just kinda disturbing, her face is all distorted... sunken eyes, ridiculous botox lips etc

She's thin, but it doesn't look healthy
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deegs 06:36 PM 01-16-2023
Originally Posted by stevieray:
She looks like Tom Brady in drag.
I’ve never seen the two of them in a picture together:-)
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ThaVirus 07:40 PM 01-16-2023
Originally Posted by scho63:


I’ve always hated the smile with tongue showing.

Where do people learn to do that? It’s not even natural.
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