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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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Dayze 01:56 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Graystoke:
Haha! Dude.
My Wife thinks Pron is stupid. In fact, at 48 years of age she has "Claimed" to never even seen pron. The way she screws I call BS.

On a side note Dayze. Have you ever just tried walking around naked doing the PeniCopter move. Woman can't resist the Penicopter. Tip...add sound effects
:-)

this is a pro-tip.
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hometeam 01:58 PM 12-19-2014
Bad choices.

I get it every night she is on her period, plus randomly at other times~
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Katipan 01:59 PM 12-19-2014
omg I was (and am) so delighted with my current's body that I used to stare at him hungrily all the time. He'd get flattered and wave his thing at me.

It got really silly years ago but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I still giggle and smile. And roll my eyes as soon as it's safe.
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Graystoke 02:01 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
omg I was (and am) so delighted with my current's body that I used to stare at him hungrily all the time. He'd get flattered and wave his thing at me.

It got really silly years ago but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I still giggle and smile. And roll my eyes as soon as it's safe.
So your saying you like the Penicopter move...right?
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Katipan 02:02 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Graystoke:
So your saying you like the Penicopter move...right?
yes baby you are so hot
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Graystoke 02:03 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
yes baby you are so hot
Dayze...take note
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Easy 6 02:05 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
Right. Because I'm sure I enthrall this fora with tales of how much of a mancrush I have on Christopher Nolan and how exciting the life of a high school sports announcer is.

:-)
Maaan what? you shouldnt feel that way about either of those things, especially calling games... thats a cool and fun gig I'm sure, you're a sports fan and work in that field, whats not to love?

Dont go all xztop on us, your jawline is fine... buck up brah, the chicks will only be as excited about what you do as you are.
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Donger 02:06 PM 12-19-2014
I am getting blown tomorrow though. She put it on her shared calendar.

:-)
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Discuss Thrower 02:07 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
You fox-eared asshole.
BABOU! HE REMEMBERS ME
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Discuss Thrower 02:10 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
It got really silly years ago but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I still giggle and smile. And roll my eyes as soon as it's safe.
Don't eyeroll the conditioned response *you* created there, Ms. Skinner.
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sedated 02:12 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by hometeam:
Bad choices.

I get it every night she is on her period, plus randomly at other times~
put a towel down and do your business.
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Titty Meat 02:14 PM 12-19-2014
Why is KC Nitwit asking other men about bjs tho
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Donger 02:16 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog:
Why is KC Nitwit asking other men about bjs tho
Maybe his wife could suck start a leaf blower, and wants to compare notes?
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Katipan 02:23 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
Don't eyeroll the conditioned response *you* created there, Ms. Skinner.
Why? It's not like you've seen me complain about this for years. I'm not complaining about it now. One smile and a giggle and the man is a strutting peacock. If that isn't worthy of an eye roll, nothing is.
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dls6501 02:24 PM 12-19-2014
Pole =/= Poll
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