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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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KC native 11:38 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
No offense, but you definitely need to implement the middle step of most post-breakup plans. If you're not an interesting person, make yourself an interesting person.



http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...#ixzz3MMkvXxEY
He is a lost cause.
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KC native 11:38 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
Exactly this.
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beach tribe 11:39 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Often enough to make whatever guy I'm doing it to forget that I must have done it a bunch of other times too.
We'd get along.
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beach tribe 11:39 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
She loves me enough not to mind.
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Sorter 11:39 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.

I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want.

C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal.
Usually only costs me a 15 min message.
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?
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beach tribe 11:40 AM 12-19-2014
On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.

You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
She loves me enough not to mind.
Mine too, hence the "often" but I'd rather give her what we both really want is all. That's just what's best in my house.YMMV
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beach tribe 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Sorter:
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?
What can I say, the girl is a reader.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Sorter:
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?
:-) :-) :-)
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KC native 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Sorter:
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?
:-)
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Sorter 11:41 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.

You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.
:-)
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Rudy tossed tigger's salad 11:42 AM 12-19-2014
One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:43 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss:
One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
1 minute of foreplay is the leading cause of divorce I'd guess.
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Discuss Thrower 11:44 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??
Nah. I began that nine months ago. I kept up messaging the Tinder chick because she started it and was curious to see how far I could go before I'd stop getting replies.
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KC native 11:45 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss:
One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
Neither is sticking it in your farm animals' mouths.

Yes, all aggie fans are animal fuckers.
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