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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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KC native 11:23 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cochise:
Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
You are not American sir. Please find the nearest exit and move to Canadia or Iceland or something.
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KC native 11:25 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
it's been so long that if it happened now, i'd probably call the police and tell them I'm being attacked.
Does your wife not love you?
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Dayze 11:26 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
Does your wife not love you?
I'm starting to wonder :-)
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sedated 11:27 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cochise:
Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
kinda agree with this one. its only a few minutes before I'm saying "I wish this was in your vagina instead"
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Discuss Thrower 11:28 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo?
If by that you mean not be the most exciting person to ever walk the face of the planet, sure.

That's the thing with Tinder et al as dude. You're competing against a ton of other dudes for attention, and if there's really nothing to differentiate yourself from the others then you're toast.

At the end of the day it was just nice to message someone for a bit.
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RockChalk 11:28 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Cochise:
Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.

I'll take sex over a BJ any day.
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Cave Johnson 11:29 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.

Because Discuss Thrower
Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:30 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you fucked up.
You want a ring on it? I do too! /points downward
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:32 AM 12-19-2014
Seriously though, I assume sex and oral and all that is pretty much a non issue for guys under 40. We liberated those bitches. From thongs to twerking. Our hard work has paid off. If not, you really did fuck up.
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Eleazar 11:32 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by RockChalk:
This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.

I'll take sex over a BJ any day.
That's why there is a week every month called hummer week!
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Cave Johnson 11:33 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
If by that you mean not be the most exciting person to ever walk the face of the planet, sure.

That's the thing with Tinder et al as dude. You're competing against a ton of other dudes for attention, and if there's really nothing to differentiate yourself from the others then you're toast.

At the end of the day it was just nice to message someone for a bit.
No offense, but you definitely need to implement the middle step of most post-breakup plans. If you're not an interesting person, make yourself an interesting person.

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KC native 11:35 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by sedated:
kinda agree with this one. its only a few minutes before I'm saying "I wish this was in your vagina instead"
A few minutes of head is better than no minutes of head.
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beach tribe 11:36 AM 12-19-2014
Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.

I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want.

C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal.
Usually only costs me a 15 min message.
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KC native 11:37 AM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Seriously though, I assume sex and oral and all that is pretty much a non issue for guys under 40. We liberated those bitches. From thongs to twerking. Our hard work has paid off. If not, you really did fuck up.
:-)

Yes, the increased ease of access to porn has helped tremendously.
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Mr. Flopnuts 11:37 AM 12-19-2014
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
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