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Hammock Parties 11:46 AM 05-19-2014
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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bevischief 03:04 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by LiveSteam:
have you come up with a name for it yet?
Jr.
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LiveSteam 03:05 PM 05-19-2014
Baby Cassel,thats a great name. Be sure & take pics of baby Cassel
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Sweet Daddy Hate 03:06 PM 05-19-2014
I'd name it "Davis".
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Dante84 03:07 PM 05-19-2014

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booger 03:07 PM 05-19-2014
Good point. Bad luck not to name it
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mikey23545 03:07 PM 05-19-2014

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Dayze 03:07 PM 05-19-2014
it's a Trap!
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LoneWolf 03:08 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
it's a Crap!
FYP
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bevischief 03:10 PM 05-19-2014
Have you applied for a SSN# for it yet?
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Dayze 03:10 PM 05-19-2014
don't forget the DipTet H.I.
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booger 03:13 PM 05-19-2014
Name it Marmaduke cause it will likely bark coming out
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hometeam 03:14 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dante84:
Q
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Dayze 03:16 PM 05-19-2014
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GIFSoup
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teedubya 03:16 PM 05-19-2014
I just dropped a huge shit in your honor. I named it Clay Wendler and everything.
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J Diddy 03:19 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by teedubya:
I just dropped a huge shit in your honor. I named it Clay Wendler and everything.
You should have named it the claw
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