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Titty Meat 05:59 PM 07-18-2012
Would you do it?
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mr. tegu 07:03 PM 07-18-2012
So if you lick it, your are licking the tounge of everyone else that has ever done it.
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KCrockaholic 07:08 PM 07-18-2012
Only during showers.
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Rudy tossed tigger's salad 07:10 PM 07-18-2012
Apparently there are some prudes in here who wouldn't the whole thing.
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Bugeater 07:11 PM 07-18-2012
What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?
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manchambo 07:12 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?
I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.
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manchambo 07:16 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by WV:
Depends on what I get in return.
A heightened chance of buttsecks, for one.
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Ceej 07:18 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?
Umm, excuse me, uhh, miss...

I was wondering if I uhh...could...uhh..

Maybe lick your asshole?
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siberian khatru 07:21 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

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JD10367 07:21 PM 07-18-2012
Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
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Ceej 07:23 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
I quit reading after this.
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MahiMike 07:25 PM 07-18-2012
Yep, 'specially Asians.
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BigRedChief 07:25 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by CJizzles:
I quit reading after this.
Yeah WTF? Who wants to fuck a flagpole?
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Ceej 07:26 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?
I was more so referencing her ant hills.
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BigRedChief 07:26 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by MahiMike:
Yep, 'specially Asians.
Asians have the tasty butts?

Theres Tip #1 for the ass eating guide for straight guys.
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Shogun 07:27 PM 07-18-2012
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
but i bet her accent ruined it.
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