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Nzoner's Game Room>***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****
TLO 11:59 AM 08-21-2014
Let's do this.
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ThaVirus 11:39 AM 12-08-2015
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
Though as I white person I must go on record disapproving of such miscegenation.

I don't remember mentioning her race..?

But I've read that white populations have a pretty stagnant growth rate worldwide so you might as well get used to it. Find you a nice brown girl and get to mixing :-)
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Discuss Thrower 12:56 PM 12-08-2015
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
I don't remember mentioning her race..?
Thatsthejoke.JPEG
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ThaVirus 01:09 PM 12-08-2015
I don't get it
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BlackHelicopters 07:30 AM 12-13-2015
Just started dating a woman that has never given a blow job. She now is learning with me as a tutor. She is terrible. Any tips I should give her to improve my satisfaction?
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Katipan 07:38 AM 12-13-2015
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop:
Just started dating a woman that has never given a blow job. She now is learning with me as a tutor. She is terrible. Any tips I should give her to improve my satisfaction?
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.
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Al Bundy 07:53 AM 12-13-2015
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.
:-)
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cabletech94 07:58 AM 12-13-2015
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.

that just won the internet.
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BlackHelicopters 09:09 AM 12-13-2015
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Show her how it's done?
Make her get a tongue piercing?
Ask her mother to talk to her?
Or maybe your mother?
Have her hold a mouth full of water, but still be able to suck through a straw.
Put a bunch of marbles in her mouth and have her practice flicking them around with her tongue.
Teach her to tie a cherry stem with her tongue. Not sure this helps you, but her girlfriends will enjoy it.
Get her drunk.
Or upside down.

Muchas gracias
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TLO 03:04 PM 12-19-2015
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
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Eureka 04:09 PM 12-19-2015
Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey:
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
It's a trap!!!! She wants something else.
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Don Corlemahomes 04:21 PM 12-19-2015
Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey:
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
Herp girl round 2?
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eDave 04:24 PM 12-19-2015
Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey:
An ex of mine really seems to want the D. Some familiar poon might not be so bad.
Not once, in the entire history of mankind, has this been a good idea.
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Don Corlemahomes 04:34 PM 12-19-2015
Originally Posted by eDave:
Not once, in the entire history of mankind, has this been a good idea.
False
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TLO 05:14 PM 12-19-2015
Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist:
Herp girl round 2?
Nope. That girl never actually had the herp, to be honest.
Originally Posted by eDave:
Not once, in the entire history of mankind, has this been a good idea.
You're right - but pussy is nice.
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Pasta Little Brioni 06:50 PM 12-19-2015
Not possible virgin
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