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kozzman555 08:37 PM 04-11-2023
Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Spott 02:59 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by displacedinMN:
But it was fun blocking an old lady from row 25 trying to be the first one off the plane even before the doors opened. I was in row 3.
Fuck that old slut. People that do that shit on planes deserve a cattle prod up their rectum.
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displacedinMN 02:59 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
Is this the proper thread to share my colonoscopy photos? :-)
I will show you mine and my tattoo. Same pic.
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BigRedChief 03:15 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by displacedinMN:
I will show you mine and my tattoo. Same pic.
You got a tatto in your colon? Kinky…,:-)
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displacedinMN 03:55 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
You got a tatto in your colon? Kinky…,:-)
had a growth removed and they dotted it to mark it.
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GeorgeZimZam 04:09 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by FlaChief58:
80's music for the most part was weird. There will never be another decade better than the 70's

https://giphy.com/gifs/cryptomkg-com...gr7btF2cbLXKTz
Ultimate Boomer move, and sooooo apropos for this thread:
Including the URL for a GIF rather than properly embedding it.

The only Boomer move that outdoes it on this forum, is not bothering to remove the Tapatalk signature line showcasing your Samsung device. Bask in the glory that is my SH-397A young heathens!!!!
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FlaChief58 04:14 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by GeorgeZimZam:
Ultimate Boomer move, and sooooo apropos for this thread:
Including the URL for a GIF rather than properly embedding it.

The only Boomer move that outdoes it on this forum, is not bothering to remove the Tapatalk signature line showcasing your Samsung device. Bask in the glory that is my SH-397A young heathens!!!!
Hey now, I'm still cool with you whipper snappers

via GIFER


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srvy 05:28 PM 03-24-2024
Originally Posted by GeorgeZimZam:
Ultimate Boomer move, and sooooo apropos for this thread:
Including the URL for a GIF rather than properly embedding it.

The only Boomer move that outdoes it on this forum, is not bothering to remove theTapatalk signature line showcasing your Samsung device. [I]Bask in the glory that is my SH-397A young heathens!!!![/I]
That this bothers you tells me all I need to know about you.

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HemiEd 09:35 AM 05-07-2024
Guess I must really look old. Just had two different woman hold the door open for me going in and out of the UPS store.
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scho63 09:38 AM 05-07-2024
Getting dressed takes me 20 minutes since everything aches and I have horrible flexibility. Add in the extra weight and simple things you take for granted become a struggle.

Feel like I have aged 20 years in the past 3. :-)
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HemiEd 10:13 AM 05-07-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
Getting dressed takes me 20 minutes since everything aches and I have horrible flexibility. Add in the extra weight and simple things you take for granted become a struggle.

Feel like I have aged 20 years in the past 3. :-)
I can relate to that! I feel like I got 20.years younger though losing 40 lbs and hitting the treadmill every morning.
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ptlyon 10:38 AM 05-07-2024
That Richard Simmons VHS tape finally getting some use Eh Ed?
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J Diddy 10:40 AM 05-07-2024
Originally Posted by HemiEd:
I can relate to that! I feel like I got 20.years younger though losing 40 lbs and hitting the treadmill every morning.
I have a similar story, it involves the use of Ozempic and marijuana.
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J Diddy 10:42 AM 05-07-2024
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
You got a tatto in your colon? Kinky…,:-)
What’s weird is that it says “mom.”
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HemiEd 12:29 PM 05-07-2024
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
That Richard Simmons VHS tape finally getting some use Eh Ed?
How did you know? You been spying? :-)

Originally Posted by J Diddy:
I have a similar story, it involves the use of Ozempic and marijuana.
Very glad that works for you. :-) Any form of weed makes me eat everything in the house like a ravenous goat.
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Katipan 12:40 PM 05-07-2024
Originally Posted by HemiEd:
How did you know? You been spying? :-)



Very glad that works for you. :-) Any form of weed makes me eat everything in the house like a ravenous goat.
Maybe you're just a ravenous goat.
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HemiEd 05-07-2024, 02:46 PM
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