ITS PATRICK MAHOMES II TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!
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THE MATCHUP
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MAHOMES PRESEASON STATS
WEATHER OUTLOOK
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THE IMPLICATIONS
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NONE IN TERMS OF PLAYOFF SEEDING, HOWEVER...
The last time the Chiefs won a regular-season game with a quarterback they drafted was in 1987.
A 30 year curse can be broken today. FUCKING DO IT YOUNG MAN!
Watch the Steve Young video in the link, at the top. It sums up your enthusiasm nicely. This is exciting, to be sure, but a lot of you have unreal expectations.
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
You are a miserable twat who can't get excited or enjoy life's great moments.
WE DON'T ****ING CARE if Mahomes plays poorly today. The point is we get to ****ing watch him play.
Cheer the **** up, tard.
Oh come on. You certainly do care. It will be a long off-season if he doesn't have a great game today. Saying otherwise is just a lie. I hope he comes out and tosses those 95 yard TDs. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rico:
Someone BAN this Alexsexual from the GDT!! :-)
No need for Alexsexuality in the Mahomes GDT!!! We want to have a GOOD time!!! We have waited a long time for this day...decades. Alexsexuals didn't have to wait for their Alex moment...they just kind of got boners, latched on and followed him around...to a place that generally didn't want him because we were waiting for our "Mahomes today" moment.
Seriously...the Alexsexuals are going to be diarrhea scum in our spiked punch bowl today if they invade the party. They are just ITCHING for Mahomes to perform poorly... they have been noticeably more viscous lately...hell we just had one Alexsexual (RobBlake) threaten to kill another poster this week...coincidence?!? Nope... it's Mahomes week. 2nd death threat made by the "Alexsexual" type of person, btw...that Alexsexual, Sheckelsteinberg, playfully referred to as "Shecky" by the other Alexsexuals, but known as "Douchecky" to me also did it a year or so ago.
Let's not let the Sandy's, RobBlake's, hitchief's, baby that shall go unnamed, temper11's, 13now11's, PAChiefsGuy's, Tiger's, etc. of the planet ruin our good time!!!! I can just see it... Mahomes throws a bullet 95 yards down the field to Demetrius Harris and it hits him right square in the hands and Harris bobbles it while he is running until he reaches the end zone and continues to bobble the football in the end zone and it starts looking like he is playing hacky sack with the football with his hands and then you know, he ultimately drops the ****er... I can just see one of those Alexsexual twat waffles posting, "very stupid decision of Mahomes to throw an accurate, deep pass that hit the receiver square in the hands after traveling 95 yards instead of passing it to his checkdown like exciting QB's in this league are supposed to do." Or Mahomes throws a 98 yard bomb to Demarcus Robinson for a TD...an Alexsexual will respond with, "he's lucky he got away with that...too risky...he had Demetrius Harris open 5 yards from scrimmage." WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT!!!
MAHOMES BABY!!!
Rob Blake and I do not often get along, but just for the record... I sincerely doubt he actually meant the death threat [Reply]
Originally Posted by rico:
Someone BAN this Alexsexual from the GDT!! :-)
No need for Alexsexuality in the Mahomes GDT!!! We want to have a GOOD time!!! We have waited a long time for this day...decades. Alexsexuals didn't have to wait for their Alex moment...they just kind of got boners, latched on and followed him around...to a place that generally didn't want him because we were waiting for our "Mahomes today" moment.
Seriously...the Alexsexuals are going to be diarrhea scum in our spiked punch bowl today if they invade the party. They are just ITCHING for Mahomes to perform poorly... they have been noticeably more viscous lately...hell we just had one Alexsexual (RobBlake) threaten to kill another poster this week...coincidence?!? Nope... it's Mahomes week. 2nd death threat made by the "Alexsexual" type of person, btw...that Alexsexual, Sheckelsteinberg, playfully referred to as "Shecky" by the other Alexsexuals, but known as "Douchecky" to me also did it a year or so ago.
Let's not let the Sandy's, RobBlake's, hitchief's, baby that shall go unnamed, temper11's, 13now11's, PAChiefsGuy's, Tiger's, etc. of the planet ruin our good time!!!! I can just see it... Mahomes throws a bullet 95 yards down the field to Demetrius Harris and it hits him right square in the hands and Harris bobbles it while he is running until he reaches the end zone and continues to bobble the football in the end zone and it starts looking like he is playing hacky sack with the football with his hands and then you know, he ultimately drops the ****er... I can just see one of those Alexsexual twat waffles posting, "very stupid decision of Mahomes to throw an accurate, deep pass that hit the receiver square in the hands after traveling 95 yards instead of passing it to his checkdown like exciting QB's in this league are supposed to do." Or Mahomes throws a 98 yard bomb to Demarcus Robinson for a TD...an Alexsexual will respond with, "he's lucky he got away with that...too risky...he had Demetrius Harris open 5 yards from scrimmage." WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT!!!
Originally Posted by CrowbarMan:
Oh come on. You certainly do care. It will be a long off-season if he doesn't have a great game today. Saying otherwise is just a lie. I hope he comes out and tosses those 95 yard TDs.
He shouldn't be expected to tear it up today. He's playing a top notch defense without key playmakers in his first start. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bob Dole:
Because that would be SO much worse than 2 years of Smith bashing while we win back-to-back division titles for the first time ever.
The family car gets 3 miles per gallon.
The family complains a lot about not being able to go on long road trips.
You come along and wonder why they're complaining, because they can get back and forth from the grocery store fine.
It's the same thing. The argument has never been about winning in the regular season (especially not 9-10 wins in a shit division). [Reply]
Originally Posted by CrowbarMan:
Oh come on. You certainly do care. It will be a long off-season if he doesn't have a great game today. Saying otherwise is just a lie. I hope he comes out and tosses those 95 yard TDs.
Are any of us going to change our opinion of him as a QB or how much we want Alex Smith to leave if he has a bad game?
Fuck no.
He could pull down his pants and eat his own diarrhea on the field today and I'd still want him as my QB over Alex Smith.
Because he's OUR QB. And I want the cap space. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Molitoth:
I haven't been this excited for a Chiefs game since pre-season.
My only fear is that Mahomes doesn't fulfill the crazy high expectations and we have to hear from the true fans all offseason that we need to bring back Alex. Barf.
Well considering Mahomes is a threat to true fans comfort level. We will hear plenty of their stupid shit I’m sure. [Reply]
