Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by trndobrd:
Where were you riding? Country road or urban area?
Zero crashes...good luck tempting fate there friend. No matter how good your riding skills may be, hitting a nail or other debris at 100+ mph and having a front tire blowout will ruin your day.
It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.:-) [Reply]
Well, I've done 130 in a car on the interstate before, so I guess it would be somewhat hypocritical of me to say anything other than don't make a habit of it.
That giant friggin fine and the suspended license you're looking forward to should help in that department. :-) [Reply]
And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
You may be the best rider on the face of the earth, but not every driver out there has your Chuck Norris / Rich Scanlon "God Like" like driving skills. If you're going that fast, all it takes is one wrong move by ANOTHER DRIVER and you're on a one way ticket to a dirt nap. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.
I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.
I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters??
Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish? [Reply]
I can't ride the guy too hard because if I owned a bike I'd be in the same situation over and over and over again. Fortunately I know my limitations. If I rode, I'd ride balls to the wall.
Honestly, dude needs to get another hobby - skydiving is 1000x more safe. Skydiving with a canopy wrapped by intoxicated frat-boys is in roughly the same risk category as driving a bike 100+ with any regularity. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.:-)
End to your fun? How about putting an end to a threat to the public safety?
Frankly, I'm more concerned about the temperature of my morning coffee than whether you live or die. However, a motorcycle endorsement isn't a license to endanger the lives of others. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.
And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Two kinds of riders:
Those that have dropped one.
Those that will.
Keep it up and keep acting bulletproof, it's your own death warrant big guy. I've never put the shiny side down on mine either, but I'm at least smart enough to recognized that nearly every ride I don't is by the grace of god. There are just way too many things you can't control on 2 wheels.
