Are you calling your wife a dummy, or are you saying you actually f*ck wooden puppets?
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I suppose if I jammed a pencil into my peehole, I could probably write legible enough my swinging it too and fro....but If I tried to type, I'm sure it would look like a garbled mess, since the computer wouldn't know what to do if you hit 9 buttons on the keyboard at the same time.
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Only if your name is Babatunde Oluwasegun Temitope Oluwakorede Adisa Oshinowo, Jr.
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It does if you can do it without the use of your hands.
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Those aren't mutually exclusive.
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:-)

Rep.
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You're supposed to be here scrubbing my bathroom floor.

UGH! Oh well, guess I need to get to all that myself.
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Close, its Babatunde Oluwasegun Temitope Oluwakorede Adisa Oshinowo the 3rd
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You mean you can't??


I thought most people could. I guess I'm special
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I didn't know you COULD use your hands? I mean isn't that hard on your elbows? :-)
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WTF is going on here???? Man I miss all the good stuff. :-)
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Apparently some people use their hands. I guess we are just well endowed.
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It's hard work avoiding you. We even had to install cameras in your house.
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Damn right I am.
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