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Iowanian 10:42 AM 04-30-2004
I got some of them mudflaps, you know....the ones with the neked ladies on em?ooooooh mamasita.....

NYA HYA HYA HYA HYA!
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ZepSinger 11:10 AM 04-30-2004
I am sensing some pent-up hostility in this thread. First, it's good to admit it(denial is not just a river in Egypt)!

Step 2- in order to heal our inner child, we must learn to 'own' our anger. Then, we really should consider some 12-step anger management.

Just try not to go into a shame spiral- and always remember, only YOU can take care of you. :-)
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Talisman 11:26 AM 04-30-2004
This thread is comedy gold. I'll just throw out a few of these: :-) :-) :-) :-) You can all share them.
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COchief 01:47 PM 04-30-2004
Without reading this entire thread...may I suggest that you turn gay? That would eliminate you from having to deal with the bitches. After seeing the pictures of you and your Gucci sunglasses twin, I would say you two are only a couple of cocktails away from it anyways.

/Here to help :-)
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Fat Elvis 02:34 PM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by COchief:
Without reading this entire thread...may I suggest that you turn gay? That would eliminate you from having to deal with the bitches. After seeing the pictures of you and your Gucci sunglasses twin, I would say you two are only a couple of cocktails away from it anyways.

/Here to help :-)

Heck I was going to suggest he just limit all his posts to the refrain of, "I'm a loser and a tard."

It would cut down on his typing time, and wind up saying the exact same thing he conveys anyways.

I mean, seriously, this is a guy who thinks a light Cheetos dusting will have the same effect on women as a spray on tan; it gives him that rugged outdoorsie look.
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COchief 02:43 PM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
Heck I was going to suggest he just limit all his posts to the refrain of, "I'm a loser and a tard."

It would cut down on his typing time, and wind up saying the exact same thing he conveys anyways.

I mean, seriously, this is a guy who thinks a light Cheetos dusting will have the same effect on women as a spray on tan; it gives him that rugged outdoorsie look.
I love this guy's posts, he is bringing us all together as one. Plus unlike Gochiefs he is seemingly unaware of his idiocy.

/prays for more threads by kcchiefsfanofgucciglassesdiscriminatorywaitressingandhumpingmachines
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alanm 08:16 PM 05-04-2004
I want the 10 minutes of my life back after reading this thread.:-)
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Iowanian 01:50 PM 04-30-2004
I used to have a sig that said something like "you have the right to remain silent, anything you post on the planet can and will be used against you at another time"...
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LVNHACK 01:54 PM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I used to have a sig that said something like "you have the right to remain silent, anything you post on the planet can and will be used against you at another time"...


That may be it.............. :-)
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Iowanian 02:04 PM 04-30-2004
i WAS pondering a GHB joke, but thought *someone* might think it a suggestion.
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Mark M 02:19 PM 04-30-2004
Don't you need to actually have sex in order to gain control over it?

MM
~~:-)
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Eleazar 02:19 PM 04-30-2004
He must have just rented wierd science.
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Eleazar 02:57 PM 04-30-2004
What is the deal about the gucci glasses? I must have missed something in the saga here.
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Buzz 03:06 PM 04-30-2004
Well I was hoping for some good insight on the topic at hand (no pun intended) on eliminating womens control over sex but apparently there is none? I guess I'll have to keep doing it the old fashion way...
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Fat Elvis 03:11 PM 04-30-2004
Originally Posted by Cochise:
What is the deal about the gucci glasses? I must have missed something in the saga here.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ighlight=gucci


Thought this was pretty funny:

Originally Posted by :
hey, I like nice things, like Al Davis. I like nice things, so I buy nice things and then I look like Al Davis. I'm also comfortable with my sexuality. My hetero-sexuality, except when I'm a boy toy for Al Davis

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