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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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stevieray 07:17 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
I bet you have a pretty boring sex life.

A lot of Americans are too uptight about sex. Apparently you and dipshit are part of that crowd.
i've seen jsp's wife.. i highly doubt it.


you're prolly married to a hog.
no?
let's see her..what's that? you won't show a pic? but you''ll talk about her giving head?

yup, low class.
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Jim Lahey 07:20 PM 12-21-2014
Once in the last 3 years..
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KC native 07:28 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by stevieray:
i've seen jsp's wife.. i highly doubt it.


you're prolly married to a hog.
no?
let's see her..what's that? you won't show a pic? but you''ll talk about her giving head?

yup, low class.
:-)

Hooray for missionary position and no-head sex lives like you and jsp have.

Talking about sex and what you do in the bedroom isn't low class. Keep trying though.
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stevieray 07:37 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:

Hooray for missionary position and no-head sex lives like you and jsp have.
yup, hog.
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Dayze 08:23 PM 12-21-2014
The Houdini


Bang a gal from behind, in crease speed then pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you came, but when she turns around you blow it in her face. Slight of cock.
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KC native 08:44 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by stevieray:
yup, hog.
Not even close. My wife works out 5 days a week.

Just yet another in a long line of things that you're wrong about.

Don't be jealous because we have fun in the bedroom while you engage in the same boring routine over and over and over and over.
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KC native 08:45 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
The Houdini


Bang a gal from behind, in crease speed then pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you came, but when she turns around you blow it in her face. Slight of cock.
:-)
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stevieray 08:47 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
Not even close.
pffffft.

prove it.
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KC native 09:03 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by stevieray:
pffffft.

prove it.
I don't need to prove it.

Only an insecure, cross dressing, holier-than-thou jackass such as yourself needs validation from CP.

Carry on with being an asshat though. It's cute that you don't want to provide details but felt the need to post in this thread and say you wouldn't post details.

Are you jealous that some people have fun in their bedrooms?
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stevieray 09:08 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
I don't have to prove it.

It's cute that you don't want to provide details
:-)....that's the spirit, kettle! don't be ashamed, even people like you need lovin.

insecurity is having to "brag" about a sex life.
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KC native 09:11 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by stevieray:
:-)....that's the spirit, kettle! don't be ashamed, even people like you need lovin.

insecurity is having to "brag" about a sex life.
Yes, all the other people who have said similar things must be "bragging" and insecure as well.


Were you born this stupid or did you get a knock off dress up outfit that had contaminated fibers or something?
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lewdog 09:12 PM 12-21-2014
Jesus, would you two DC dipshits take your fucking mental midget fight to the other forum?
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KC native 09:14 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Jesus, would you two DC dipshits take your fucking mental midget fight to the other forum?
Sorry. I guess I shouldn't have started an entertaining thread that tempted stevie to come into and post his typical bullshit. :-)
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stevieray 09:24 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Jesus, would you two DC dipshits take your ****ing mental midget fight to the other forum?

sorry, lew. I normally don't engage him.

n00b...

:-)
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stevieray 09:25 PM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
must be "bragging" and insecure as well.
nope, just you.
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