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Hall of Classics>WTF is wrong with people? Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
Rain Man 01:12 PM 11-03-2004
Originally Posted by Wilson:
I like this guy - Man Tries to Seize Governors Island

I like this guy's style. If I had known about him before election day, I would've voted Blue Tulip.
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Lzen 12:32 PM 11-03-2004
I don't see the problem. :-)
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FAX 12:47 PM 11-03-2004
Consumed by a spiritual fire,
A man was compelled by desire
To convince a lion
In the of existence of Zion
Told the nurse, “Glad it didn’t bite higher”!

Best,

FAX
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Delano 12:49 PM 11-03-2004
Everyone knows that the only thing that can be coverted to Jesus is cheap wine.
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Rain Man 01:04 PM 11-03-2004
Has anyone seen digi2fish recently?
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digi2fish 09:59 PM 11-03-2004
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Has anyone seen digi2fish recently?
.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
:-)
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KCWolfman 10:13 PM 11-03-2004
To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be
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FAX 09:39 AM 11-04-2004
Originally Posted by KCWolfman:
To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be
Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX
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Lzen 10:57 AM 11-04-2004
Originally Posted by FAX:
Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX
Click the rep button.
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BigRedChief 09:46 AM 11-04-2004
Originally Posted by digi2fish:
.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
:-)
Thats pretty good.:-)

How's the tetanus shots going?
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Lightning Rod 09:48 AM 11-04-2004
Originally Posted by digi2fish:
.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
:-)
:-)!

I was wondering if that was you, :-)
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gblowfish 10:45 AM 11-04-2004
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!
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KCWolfman 11:02 AM 11-04-2004
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!
Now THAT is repworthy.
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BigRedChief 11:09 AM 11-04-2004
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!
Very fine humor :-)

This thread may yet make it to the classic thread.
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BigRedChief 12:20 AM 09-03-2006
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!
Funniest one line in the history of the planet. :-)
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