For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.
This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.
This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you. [Reply]
Originally Posted by -King-:
Yeah a lot of older white women love Pacheco. And apparently the fact that he has braces adds to his attractiveness for them.
Are there a lot of women who would end up in the "guilty teacher" thread if they'd made a different career choice? [Reply]
Perfect teeth is the highlight but I will say he has a smooth voice. He had a post game interview after we beat the Bengals in the 2022 AFCCG where I thought the dude cool as ice. I’ll see if I can find it.
Maybe she's attracted to guys who can kick in an emergency. Have you considered developing that skill? [Reply]
Originally Posted by -King-:
Yeah a lot of older white women love Pacheco. And apparently the fact that he has braces adds to his attractiveness for them.
This is hilarious, actually. The ex and all her football watching girlfriends swoon over Pacheco, so can confirm. Haha. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigRichard:
Can I pick one of the cheerleaders? I suspect some of them might be worthy of this title.
You would think so, but nah. Our cheerleaders look like the B squad at run down strip clubs that are only allowed to work the day shift on week days. Yes, I am an expert on this. Wifey was a stripper at the Playhouse for a few years and we still go back there sometimes to hang with her friends.
Edit: After rereading your post, that's literally what you were saying lmao. I'm still leaving my response up though. [Reply]
