I'm more into graphic giraffe porn stories.
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This thread is still going???
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:-) Interesting.
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We do what we can. I figure that, if we call Mr. frazod a Flan Ass Chimpanzee, we might get it to 2500 posts.

FAX
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Very interesting. In fact, I meet the strangest people on my endeavors to collect info for such stories. I've ran into the likes of Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen and John Ritter's Ghost.

In fact, I think I ran into Gonzo while hog farmer was teaching a class on how to get one of them to jizz manually.
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Hey now... no need to insult one of the world's greatest custards ever.

My aunt makes an AMAZING flan. Me, I use Goya.



Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno!
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:-) Damn it! I almost choked on my Skittles! I should know better than to "taste the rainbow" and read shit on CP at the same time.
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:-)

Sofa is gonna JIHP when he reads that.
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Actually "Rainbow" is my pet monkey. If that makes Sofa King hot and bothered, he has more issues than I do w/ licking a flea-ridden monkey.

Is this bitch to 2000 yet?

Edit: Crap, 25 to go.
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They should totally make an all red bag of skittles. Get the fuck on that, makers of Skittles.
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almost there
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I wanna shake my moms rear end yeah my moms rear end shake it shake it like something with salt in IT BABY!
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Yeah, they should. But then they would need to change their slogan to "taste the red". Unfortunately, I have that copyrighted, so they would need to pay me royalties. :-)
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19
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actually now it's 19 more
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