Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing earlier. Very "Spanky-esque". Prototypical fat kid behind the plate.
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Nobody seems to want to point out the elephant but it’s possible MJ Melendez just is not very good.
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MJ you fucking scrub
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Fuck my ass... we just can't get a clutch hit to save our fucking lives...
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I guess it's up to the pitchers to close this out, the hitting isn't here sans the HR.
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Pull him
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Why is Ragans still in there? He's completely gassed.
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Motherfucker. Ump's strikezone just shrunk dramatically.
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Yeah, he was getting squeezed there a couple pitches.
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Fortunately for the Royals, the Jays are run by a moron who won't pinch hit the team's best hitter for the #9 hitter with 2 on down 1 in the 7th.
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Psssh that's national league ball
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Okie dokie, one run lead, turned over to the bullpen... looks like it's diaper time.
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One problem is I'm pretty sure he's not aware that Jansen is actually his best hitter. The other problem is he's an idiot.
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Double machine
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BOBBY
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