Yes, I'm larger 105 77.21%

No, I'm below the curve line 7 5.15%

I'm the average in the poll 18 13.24%

GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 6 4.41%

I'll bang Katipan (no condom) and then let her report back on a 1-10 scale on how much she enjoyed it

...for science
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How much money would CP be willing to donate to little dying babies to see video of me shitting on Hootie?
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I'm in for $20.:-)
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$0.00

I'd throw in a grand or two if you'd castrate him with your teeth after a cage match, though.
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Ew. Nevermind
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We can use my couch. :-)
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In fine print it states that only dwarfs were used in this study.
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So umm, how do we match up with hogs?


Asking for a friend
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Well, if a hog has a 12" penis he's considered as to having a micro penis .
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Golly gee.

So tugging the hog seems pretty exhausting.
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The NFL should do a study with HOF members and then add it as a measurement to the combine.
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This oldie but goodie joke must be inserted:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman he ever saw boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,

"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said,

"Business."

I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard.

Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded.

"I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said.

"And what kind of myths are there?" "

"Well", she explained,

"One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said,

"I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name..."

"Tonto," the man said ,

"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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They called me "Tripod" in college.








And I lie a lot.

Seriously, thou, the avg size of 5" seems a bit on the low side. I have seen my share of dicks from showering in men's locker rooms for sports/college dorms/military. All were soft, thus hard to say. Temp has is a big factor in flaccid size. Have you ever jumped into one of those cold springs on the Current river. Crap, a green bean is bigger then me! I have never seen a live stiff dick, other then mine. I am assuming that most of us are of similar backgrounds.

Thus the question at hand for comparison sake, who has had experience with hard dicks on CP?

Time to step up ladies. Because inquiring minds wanna know. What are your experiences?

BTW, this is one of the reasons I lurk on CP...this should be voted into the Hall of Classics. Much entertainment value here. One of the few threads that I have read all pages.
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