No poll coming later after nominations. I think I already know the winner but we will see.
I'll start. Carcosa. Dude is a massive douche. I cringe every time I see his stupid "I am cumming!!111!" posts. Posts like this and the "fuck you dumbass! Kill yourself!" are really detrimental to this place.
Mahomo 4 life is pretty close though.
Originally Posted by carcosa:
Almost as hard as my BONER!!!!!
Originally Posted by carcosa:
I'm jacking off because of this!!!!
Originally Posted by carcosa:
jizjizjzizjizjzijzizjizjzizjiz
Originally Posted by Frazod:
All this talk of Skip inspired me to revisit the thread posted about his banning. I found my old CP member grading scale. :-)
Level 1 - True friend in BB and in life
Level 2 - BB friend
Level 3 - Interesting member, in a good way
Level 4 - Indifference/who is this person?
Level 5 - Interesting member, in a bad way
Level 6 - ****ing scumbag
Level 7 - I would like to light a cigar from the flames of your burning corpse
Mine would be:
Friend IRL
BB + FB friend
BB friend
Indifferent
Met IRL, but don't care for
Irritates me
Someone I could see pushing off a cliff [Reply]
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
I'm guessing I'm at a 4 for a lot of folks. That's how I rolled in high school, too :-)
I always thought that way of myself in high school, too. I would see people I graduated with years later and not say hi. Not because I'm stuck up, but because I don't think they'll remember me and I don't want them to be like "who in the hell is this person" as I walk up and say hi...lol. Turns out those people who I thought wouldn't remember me actually came up, said hi and called me by name. So, at the very least, I'd put myself as a 3. :-) [Reply]
Seems to escalate quickly between 5 and 6, but also not sure what I'd put in between (well, besides the obvious "regular scumbag" :-) ).
I like #7, maybe they should all have actionable items...
Would buy them a beer and invite to my house
Would buy them a beer
Would ship them a beer
Might send them a link to some beer
Would pour out a can of Michelob Ultra on their head
Wouldn't pour out a can of Michelob Ultra on their head if they were on fire
Would be the one who set them on fire
The only problem is I'm actually okay with Michelob Ultra. Change it to Busch. [Reply]
There are so many assholes on here, I wouldn't know who to pick. Carcass, Jewish Rabbi, Pablo, Bugshiteater, DaneMcCloud. Those are just off the top of my head. [Reply]
Originally Posted by jjchieffan:
There are so many assholes on here, I wouldn't know who to pick. Carcass, Jewish Rabbi, Pablo, Bugshiteater, DaneMcCloud. Those are just off the top of my head.
See I don't understand this I mean those guys aren't assholes to me so I don't see how it is so hard to get along with people on a message board.
Here you are changing their names so that really makes you look like an asshole. I think those guys are entertaining and or knowledgeable and you can't call Jewish Rabbi an asshole because he offered Fuck Pie to Sweet Daddy Hate. Now if you said Sweet Daddy Hate was an asshole I'd probably agree with you but he was never an asshole to me either. [Reply]
Originally Posted by jjchieffan:
There are so many assholes on here, I wouldn't know who to pick. Carcass, Jewish Rabbi, Pablo, Bugshiteater, DaneMcCloud. Those are just off the top of my head.
Originally Posted by Rasputin:
See I don't understand this I mean those guys aren't assholes to me so I don't see how it is so hard to get along with people on a message board.
Here you are changing their names so that really makes you look like an asshole. I think those guys are entertaining and or knowledgeable and you can't call Jewish Rabbi an asshole because he offered Fuck Pie to Sweet Daddy Hate. Now if you said Sweet Daddy Hate was an asshole I'd probably agree with you but he was never an asshole to me either.
I always liked SDH, but he just fixated on the mods and wouldn't let it go. Tried on several occasions to talk him down but he wouldn't have it.
I will say that "Eat fuck pie, queers" is perhaps the greatest parting shot in board history. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by jjchieffan:
There are so many assholes on here, I wouldn't know who to pick. Carcass, Jewish Rabbi, Pablo, Bugshiteater, DaneMcCloud. Those are just off the top of my head.
Funny how you hate some of the best posters on this site (and I’m not even including myself in that group). [Reply]
Originally Posted by Frazod:
I always liked SDH, but he just fixated on the mods and wouldn't let it go. Tried on several occasions to talk him down but he wouldn't have it.
I will say that "Eat fuck pie, queers" is perhaps the greatest parting shot in board history. :-)
