:-)

So anyway... this is why I make it a point to stay out of these situations.
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LOLa
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Welp, now I've creeped myself out, and am done with this thread.
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almost forgot the obligatory Dead or Alive music videos
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I don't know man... I suppose it coulda been worse.. At least you didn't motorboat it's butt..

Hope that helps!
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I can't fathom this... I would still be using the foam brush and power washing my dick at the car wash and not telling you all about it lmao
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don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.
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I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze
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You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix.
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That too!
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and lye
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Was it Alex Smith?
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Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.
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Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?
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