This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...
Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.
With people losing their fucking minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
There are typically hand towels that are meant to complement bidet usage (or at least there are in some European hotels I used to frequent). I believe this solves the wet anus issue without having to leave bits of wet tissue on your backside.
Wait, a non-disposable/shouldn’t be flushed towel? [Reply]
Originally Posted by lewdog:
I have used a bidet for years and I feel like a peasant when I have to poop somewhere without one.
We probably use 75% less TP than we used to. Bidet and one wipe, clean as a whistle.
Using a good psyllium fiber supplement also makes wipes very clean and easy. The poop binds together and becomes less sticky with the fiber. Usually I can get clean with 1 or 2 wipes. [Reply]
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward.
Originally Posted by Donger:
Ohhhhh. My anus’ interest is piqued.
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
spray that shit out of there. Then heat it with the hidden hair dryer that pops out. No wiping. No wet ass. We need this in our life’s.
Originally Posted by vailpass:
There is also a massage mode.
A Bidet for men. Put it on Amazon. Retire rich. [Reply]
Originally Posted by loochy: :-), what kind of retard town do you live in?
I actually don't live in any town. This Walmart is about 20 minutes away from my home. There is a tiny grocery store in a village about 10 minutes away but the prices are, on average, 33% higher than at Walmart so I don't go there often. [Reply]
I put one it about 18 months ago. I give it 5 stars.
After a thorough jet stream to the starfish, I daub off the extra water with toilet paper.
I go through one roll of TP in about 3.5 weeks. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois:
I put one it about 18 months ago. I give it 5 stars.
After a thorough jet stream to the starfish, I daub off the extra water with toilet paper.
I go through one roll of TP in about 3.5 weeks.
I appreciate the information AND the Oh Brother Where Art Though quote in your sig [Reply]
