Originally Posted by gblowfish:
I was in the theater watching this, and during a big scene towards the end of the movie where the chick discovers Costner has gills behind his ears, somebody in the theater yelled "You're ****ING A FISH!" Comedy Gold.
I had to watch it in my HS history class, it was supposed to be a gift to everyone. Pfffft. I'll never forget the scene when he uses an actual rope as a fucking bungee cord and swings back up with his legs still in tact, the whole room busted out laughing and scoffing at the sheer stupidity of it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
This Jerry Lewis Movie is allegedly so bad that it won't be released until ten years from now. It's supposedly the Holy Grail of terrible movies:
Breakfast of Champions. Starring Bruce Willis. Filmed in Twin Falls ID about a car dealer. I actually worked at the dealership where they filmed it. Terrible. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PackerinMo:
I had to watch it in my HS history class, it was supposed to be a gift to everyone.
:-) - Speaking of reward viewings, we had a throwback math teacher in HS [late 80s and he had jet black helmet hair and a pornstache. Wore short sleeve velour collared shirts].
Went on and on over the final month [in the spring semester] about how, if we behaved we would get 'a' movie day on the final day.
Below is a clip from what he provided after all our 'good behavior.' Keep in mind, in other classes we were getting things like 'Back to the Future' and that was just because it was the last day, not because we'd met any objectives or anything. About halfway through he got tired of our snickering, turned it off, and muttered about how unappreciative we were. I don't know for sure, but he may have stepped out a moment to shed some tears of disappointment.
Originally Posted by Al Bundy:
13 pages and no League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen? That was the biggest piece of shit movie ever made and it forced Sean Connery in to retirement.
Nah, that one was pretty entertaining. The premise was cool, too. Kind of a shared universe before it was a craze. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bowser:
So awful in its 80's schlock that it was great, lol.
Deathstalker is another. I remember it being terrible, but it had Barbi Benton and Lana Clarkson in it. Let's just say they made a huge impression in young Bowser's mind -
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Bowser you're an asshole. I saw your post, and actually switched from tapatalk to web browser to click on the NSFW tabs, expecting to see some vintage boobies. The following is what I got after all my efforts:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo:
Envy, with Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I didn't chuckle once but thought something was going be funny in it so I stayed throughout not wanting get up to go to the bathroom. Even the dead horse floating down the river wasn't funny & that's where all the "poo" went that VaPooRize spray can to clean up dog poop & make it disappear.
Movie ****ing sucked.
It could have been funny for a SNL skit but not funny movie.
The only part I liked was when he was talking to Christopher Walkens character in the bar, he asked him where he worked and he said "Preztel Kiosk." [Reply]
