Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
2. Don't be a dick.
Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.
They just said on NFL Network that Earl Thomas was ready to sign with KC until the Ravens jumped in at the last minute. I guess Earl likes a place where you can buy cheap crack and get away with murder. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Munson:
Chiefs take C Nick Allegretti.
"His two highest-rated seasons (according to Power Football Focus) were his junior and senior seasons. Rated the No. 3 guard in the nation, and the No. 2 o-lineman in the Big Ten his senior year." [Reply]
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
"His two highest-rated seasons (according to Power Football Focus) were his junior and senior seasons. Rated the No. 3 guard in the nation, and the No. 2 o-lineman in the Big Ten his senior year."
Originally Posted by Munson:
Chiefs take C Nick Allegretti.
Refrain :
Allegretti, gentille alouette,
Allegretti, je te plumerai.
Un
Je te plumerai la tęte.
Je te plumerai la tęte.
Et la tęte ! Et la tęte !
Allegretti!
Refrain
Deux
Je te plumerai le bec.
Je te plumerai le bec.
Et le bec ! (bis)
Et la tęte ! (bis)
Allegretti ! (bis)
Refrain
Trois
Je te plumerai les yeux.
Je te plumerai les yeux.
Et les yeux ! (bis)
Et le bec ! (bis)
Et la tęte ! (bis)
Allegretti! (bis)
Refrain
Quatre
Je te plumerai le cou.
Je te plumerai le cou.
Et le cou ! (bis)
Et les yeux ! (bis)
Et le bec ! ((bis)
Et la tęte ! (bis)
Allegretti! (bis)
Refrain
Cinq
Je te plumerai les ailes.
Je te plumerai les ailes.
Et les ailes ! (bis)
Et le cou ! (bis)
Et les yeux ! (bis)
Et le bec ! (bis)
Et la tęte ! (bis)
Allegretti ! (bis)
Refrain
Six
Je te plumerai les pattes.
Je te… [Reply]
The guy on NFL Network's coverage, second from right, should never appear on TV again. Man, that guy is just terrible. I think they said his name is Peter, but I'm not sure. He's hamming it up, interrupting, just terrible overall. [Reply]