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jaa1025 10:10 PM 06-01-2020
It's my anniversary tomorrow. Well, it's our 1.5 anniversary. We eloped in November of 2018 and didn't tell our families. So we had our "fake" wedding a year ago tomorrow with friends and family. We already celebrated our anniversary in November so I didn't think anything of it until yesterday when the wife said something.

I'm at a loss. I have no idea what to do, what to get. Thankfully, she doesn't like jewelry ($$). In November I put together a nice picture album of our time together, flowers, dinner etc.

I need ideas. She likes thoughtful gifts more than expensive.
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Satan 10:12 PM 06-01-2020
Your wife committed adultery. Twice.
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sd4chiefs 10:22 PM 06-01-2020
Get her a nice power tool.:-)
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Jesus Christ 10:25 PM 06-01-2020
Have you considered frankincense?
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jaa1025 10:32 PM 06-01-2020
Originally Posted by Jesus Christ:
Have you considered frankincense?
What is that?
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Naptown Chief 10:34 PM 06-01-2020
Is she into stereotypical romantic stuff? Roses, candlelight, her favorite dinner/movie type thing?

Perhaps a day at the spa with her friend or mom/sister whatever

Anything practical (if she's more that type. My last ex was) she needs? Vacuum, new phone, etc?

A homemade book of IOU- Backrub, kid duty, whatever?

If she's more the feisty type, take her rioting?
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Jesus Christ 10:35 PM 06-01-2020
Originally Posted by jaa1025:
What is that?
It's a really crappy fucking present to get for your birth, that's what it is.
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Jewish Rabbi 10:35 PM 06-01-2020
Anal is always a good option.
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Satan 10:38 PM 06-01-2020
Originally Posted by jaa1025:
What is that?
It's known as the king of essential oils as it has a variety of notable uses and benefits. It's revered for its ability to beautify and rejuvenate skin when applied topically, and to promote cellular health and immunity and produce a healthy inflammatory response.
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POND_OF_RED 10:38 PM 06-01-2020
If you already celebrated your anniversary in November and she’s wanting you to do something for the 1.5 year “fake” anniversary I’d get her a new whip and maybe a new leash for yourself.
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eDave 10:42 PM 06-01-2020
How about some sort of momento related to your elopement.
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Rasputin 10:43 PM 06-01-2020
Take her fishing. Fishing is the answer to every problem.
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ping2000 10:43 PM 06-01-2020
This isn't rocket science.
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Jewish Rabbi 10:43 PM 06-01-2020
I can send you a picture of my dick to give her :-)
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Jewish Rabbi 10:44 PM 06-01-2020
Originally Posted by ping2000:
This isn't rocket science.
Is that a butt plug attachment?
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