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Hall of Classics>So this officer takes my flask and drink today
Nzoner 12:01 AM 12-20-2004
There I was I had just gotten back to my seat with one of those $5.50 Sprites and had added some Seagrams from my cell phone flask when I hear someone yell,"CSI....incoming,incoming.!!!"

I look up just in time to see an officer and an Arrowhead security guy headed my way and looking right at me.

Knowing I was busted I hand the drink to him and he asks what I poured it from so I show him and he takes my flask saying nothing and turns and leaves.

I decide to get up and follow him because I really would like my flask back.

We get down to the concourse and he pours my drink down a drain then opens the flask and pours the remains of it out.All the while I'm asking to get my flask back and he's saying nothing.

Finally I tell him if he must just kick me out of the game but don't take my flask as it was a gift.

He asks if I'm a season ticket holder and I tell him yes and he replies,"You know if I write you up for this you'll lose your season tickets?"

So now I'm getting angry and tell him,"fine I'm not renewing them next year anyway."

He then makes a comment about what a unique idea the flask is and hands it back to me and walks off.I tell him Merry Christmas as he walks off.

I turn to go back to my seat and the security guy says,"sorry man that dudes got hawk eyes,if it'd be up to me no biggie you were being cool" etc.

Okay,I'm not saying I was right here but c'mon I been goin down to Arrowhead for 12 years,never been kicked out,written up etc. and yet deputy dawg has to act like this.

I can see it if I was being rowdy and starting some shit or something but I don't get it,I can pay $7.75 for a beer to catch a buzz but dare not pay $5.50 for a damn Sprite and add a little holiday cheer.

NOTE TO DELT IF HE READS THIS.........We should probably sit in a different section Christmas Day :-)
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Miles 10:17 AM 12-20-2004
Sucks they made you pour your sip out but at least you got the flask back.

Im going to have to look around for one of those cell flasks. That would have come in handy during college FB season. Its a pain to smuggle stuff in when your going through the student entrance.
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shaneo69 10:31 AM 12-20-2004
Nzoner, for $0.50 more, you could've gotten the "Bench warmer special" at the concession stand----hot chocolate with a shot of peppermint schnapps.

Not sure where you sit, but I'm up in row 27 of the upper deck, and there's no way any security people can see what's going on up there. People in my section don't even bother with a flask. At the end of the game, you look under the seats and you see a whole bunch of empty 1/2 pint bottles of various liquors.
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Miles 10:46 AM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Gotta buy those little airplane bottles of booze. There's a bar near Sun Devil stadium called Bandersnatch that everyone goes to at halftime. They sell those little bottles of booze there so you can sneak 'em into the game. Even advertise them as "Smugglers".
Not a bad idea but how do you hide them? The cops pat down our pockets at the entrance.

I usually have to resort to pouring it in a ziplock bag and shoving it down my jeans.
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Bob Dole 10:50 AM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by Miles Teg:
Sucks they made you pour your sip out but at least you got the flask back.

Im going to have to look around for one of those cell flasks. That would have come in handy during college FB season. Its a pain to smuggle stuff in when your going through the student entrance.
http://store.keychains4you.com/noname70.html

$6.95
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Brando 10:54 AM 12-20-2004
Bring it in Gerber juice bottles. The guys next to me do it and we do shots the whole game. That way if it's taken you're only out the booze. You can even argue that you're wife is in another section with your child.
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Skip Towne 11:06 AM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by Bob_Dole:
http://store.keychains4you.com/noname70.html

$6.95
Those only hold 4 oz. Do you think they'd smell a rat if I had three of them?
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Bob Dole 11:15 AM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Those only hold 4 oz. Do you think they'd smell a rat if I had three of them?
No more than if you had the 1980's cell phone version required to hold 16 oz.
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Braincase 11:34 AM 12-20-2004
My cell phone flask...


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Phobia 11:51 AM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by BrainCase:
My cell phone flask...

You have a pony keg in your section? I wanna sit near you.
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Nzoner 12:07 PM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Hey, if the cop's gonna f*ck with us either way, I'm at least gonna give him a good reason.
heh,when I get my letter from the Chiefs explaining why my season tickets have been revoked I'll post it here followed by a nice Thank You card sent to Carl.
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gblowfish 12:54 PM 12-20-2004
The only reason they messed with you is because the Chiefs sell mixed drinks in Arrowhead, and you beat King Carl out of $7! Follow the money...follow the money...
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Marada 12:59 PM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
The only reason they messed with you is because the Chiefs sell mixed drinks in Arrowhead, and you beat King Carl out of $7! Follow the money...follow the money...
Where do the Chiefs sell Mixed Drinks in Arrowhead?
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Nzoner 01:04 PM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by gblowfish:
The only reason they messed with you is because the Chiefs sell mixed drinks in Arrowhead, and you beat King Carl out of $7! Follow the money...follow the money...
What about the $5.50 I dropped for a Sprite?
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shaneo69 02:30 PM 12-20-2004
Originally Posted by Marada:
Where do the Chiefs sell Mixed Drinks in Arrowhead?
Upper deck concession stands sell hot chocolate with a shot of peppermint schnapps for $6.00.
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Phobia 02:28 PM 12-26-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Oh, I think we have a winner.
I think we should change his name to Maranda.
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