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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 20 18.35%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 8 7.34%
Only if I have jock itch. 34 31.19%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 42 38.53%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 5 4.59%
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alnorth 11:13 PM 04-07-2012
Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?
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Crush 07:52 PM 04-08-2012

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Crush 07:52 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by lcarus:
The yellow is like a nice spring breeze. The green bottle is like the blizzard of 1888 in your undies.
You had me at 1888.
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KcMizzou 07:55 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by Crush:
:-)

Lewdog.... this explains it.
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lcarus 08:01 PM 04-08-2012
That comedian had a good point that nobody has brought up yet. That green bottle Gold Bond shit will take out any bacteria or fungus. So it's like an anti-fungal Tic Tac for your nuts.
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lcarus 08:05 PM 04-08-2012
Also, to the 1 female that voted "I am female and highly amused by this", I'm highly amused that you find this amusing considering you all douche with a liquid that makes your twat smell like a cedar closet.
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lcarus 09:12 PM 04-08-2012
I just took a shower and powdered up. For those that were dying to know.


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lcarus 09:13 PM 04-08-2012

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Omaha 09:54 PM 04-08-2012
WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.
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lcarus 09:58 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by Omaha:
WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.
Well I work for a living. Aside from that, I didn't start powdering until last summer. When it was 147 degrees every day. Since then, I've just decided that I enjoy having fresh, wintery testicles every day. Why not enjoy my short time on this planet with powdered coconuts? You know the old saying "There's no dick powder in heaven".
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Bearcat 10:01 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by Crush:
Crotch wasabi... that's just not right.
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Setsuna 10:03 PM 04-08-2012
I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
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lcarus 10:16 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by Setsuna:
I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
Every dude has ball cheese from time to time. I mean, you'll deodorize your armpits. Why not deodorize the giant armpit between your legs, that has a butthole and scrotum lurking around each bend?
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The Rick 10:17 PM 04-08-2012
http://powderyourballs.com/
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The Rick 10:21 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by Crush:
To my fellow Gold Bonders,

Do you use the yellow or green bottle?
According to Urban Dictionary...

"use blue to experience 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Bond+Your+Boys
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Kyle DeLexus 10:22 PM 04-08-2012
Originally Posted by The Rick:
http://powderyourballs.com/
:-) From that site's FAQ.

I think I have an STD, can powdering my balls make it go away?

No. Go to a doctor.
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