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alnorth 11:13 PM 04-07-2012
Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?
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lcarus 11:15 PM 04-07-2012
I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports
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KcMizzou 11:22 PM 04-07-2012
Originally Posted by lcarus:
I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports
:-) Rep.
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pr_capone 11:23 PM 04-07-2012
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lcarus 11:24 PM 04-07-2012
It's like my balls dressed poorly and went on a ski trip.
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KcMizzou 11:24 PM 04-07-2012
I'm a Gold Bond guy... nobody wants swamp ass.

Although I really wanted to make the "Johnson's baby powder, and Cool Water cologne" reference.
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lcarus 11:26 PM 04-07-2012
But I guess it's better for my ball sack to feel like it got locked in a meat freezer for a week than for it to smell like I just sodomized Swamp Thing after he ate an enchilada tv dinner.
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Simply Red 11:28 PM 04-07-2012
I've been powdering my balls for years.
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lcarus 11:30 PM 04-07-2012
I used some Gold Bond a while back and had sex with my girlfriend. Her labia stuck to my sack like a 5 year old boy trying to lick frost off a ski pole. It was an awkward situation.
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RealSNR 11:35 PM 04-07-2012
I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
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lcarus 11:36 PM 04-07-2012
Originally Posted by SNR:
I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
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Simplicity 11:37 PM 04-07-2012
Who want's to bet listopencil's daughter is secretly checking this thread out? Anyone? No one?
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KcMizzou 11:39 PM 04-07-2012
Originally Posted by lcarus:
Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.
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lcarus 11:39 PM 04-07-2012
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.
Amen. Nobody likes bat wings in the summer.
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Johnny Vegas 11:40 PM 04-07-2012
Originally Posted by Simplicity:
Who want's to bet listopencil's daughter is secretly checking this thread out? Anyone? No one?
I think its time to bump some explicit threads from the past
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