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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 01:53 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
I disagree.
Yeah, I don't want an STD that can't be cured quickly.
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Hammock Parties 01:54 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
Just a hunch. I would bet that GoChiefs actually has rather high standards, relatively speaking.
Not really. I'd nail Midnight Vulture's harem without a second thought.
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Donger 01:54 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Try being single for 31 years.
I always been this way. I once had a girl in college come over to my apartment, throw a condom at me and say, "We ARE to going to f*ck tonight."

I'm not bragging. I just hadn't completed my plan yet.
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sedated 01:54 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Yeah, I don't want an STD that can't be cured quickly.
you should be wearing a rubber anyway.

its not a foreign country, its minnesota.
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Donger 01:55 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Yeah, I don't want an STD that can't be cured quickly.
You DO have condoms, right? You know how to put one on?
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Donger 01:55 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Not really. I'd nail Midnight Vulture's harem without a second thought.
I said relatively.
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Hammock Parties 01:55 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
You DO have condoms, right? You know how to put one on?
I'll hit the Walgreens. She can put it on. :-)
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J Diddy 01:55 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
don't pretend like she doesn't want it too

she will right up til clayton pulls out his vader mask trying to recreate the revenge of the nerds scene
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luv 01:55 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
Just a hunch. I would bet that GoChiefs actually has rather high standards, relatively speaking.
I think you're right. He tends to like the wholesome look. I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home. Not at this point anyway. Once he's had it, it won't matter where he gets it.

Then again, guys are obviously different than women.
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sedated 01:56 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
condoms
don't go for the ultra thin.
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luv 01:56 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'll hit the Walgreens. She can put it on. :-)
You don't know how? :-)
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Donger 01:56 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'll hit the Walgreens. She can put it on. :-)
Do yourself a favor: practice on yourself a few times.
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Hammock Parties 01:56 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
I don't think he'd want his first time to be with a slut hundreds of miles from home.
No, that's fine. Whatever.
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Chiefnj2 01:57 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'll hit the Walgreens. She can put it on. :-)
She has a dick?
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Hammock Parties 01:57 PM 08-01-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
You don't know how? :-)
How the **** would I know? Seriously.

:-)
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