Home Inspector Accused Of Sex Act With Client's Elmo Doll
David Moye·Reporter, HuffPost
Fri, April 9, 2021, 11:56 AM·2 min read
A Michigan home inspector has been touched with criminal charges after he allegedly masturbated with an Elmo doll while on the job in a child’s bedroom.
Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, of Clarkston, was arraigned Wednesday on misdemeanor charges of aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property under $200, according to Detroit Fox affiliate WJBK. He was booked into the Oakland County jail on $2,500 bond................. [Reply]
It would be really funny if he had written it into his contract with them. How many people read all of the fine print?
"Your honor, I present my client's contract with the homeowners, which explicitly states in Paragraph 23, Section 4, Bullet 5a that my client is allowed to pleasure himself with any stuffed animal found in the house during the inspection." [Reply]
