Holy Shit :-) Nobody knows I post here, my family and friends would have me committed. It's just too entertaining.
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My wife lurks under my account sometimes.

I was pissed at someone driving the other day and she said she hoped they'd get AIDS.
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lulz
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:-) :-) - I miss Conan's Walker lever.


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I'm sure this was already answered somewhere in here but did you raw dog him? That's the only real way to bang a tranny. Or anyone for that matter.
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Jim Jones' blind date


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Not hard to see who's the "top" in that relationship...
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Surfboard

Surf board
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I think Jim Jones drank his kool aid. Thought of what he did must have crushed the man.

Or they are both in Vegas tying the knot with Reverend Elvis.
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He sure did!
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The last thing I need is Mrs. Blowfish lurking on the CP. Thankfully, she thinks this site is basically an open cesspool.
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I once banged Tommykat.
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Oh my GOD I hope my wife doesn't lurk here. I tell her the funny things but she would melt down if she read this thread.
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My wife said she read a similar thread to ****ing a tranny on redditt at work one day. I didn't ask any further questions.
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