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Hall of Classics>The beer me factor for skip town
BIG_DADDY 10:21 AM 08-19-2004
I am writing in response to skip town who feels BD is a little hard on queer me and picks on him too much. First of all let me address the accusation made by skip town that LVNHACK and myself teamed up on queer me because he didn’t like that. In order for there to be this teamwork conspiracy going on you would first have to show me where the two of us have done this to other people. I defy you to find that because it isn’t there, it’s never happened before. It IS possible for someone to annoy two people at the same time and get pummeled the way he did especially when you’re a tard. That being said there is a certain personality type that I am drawn to giving shit to. The more of these characteristics you have the greater chance there is you will have a run in with me.

1. STUPID LIBERAL – As opposed to the smarter liberal of which we have on the BB. The stupid liberal is one of the most annoying of all creatures. It is usually living off the system or has a crappy job and wants to see a redistribution of wealth in this country because it’s to lazy or stupid to go out and get a real job. It disguises it’s intentions by acting like it’s everyone else they are concerned about. Instead of addressing issues directly it relies on posting skewed liberal jibberish in the media. My personal favorite is anyone posting on tax cuts for the top 1% that makes it look like they are getting everything when in reality the article is going by dollars back instead of percentages back. In order for this creature to try and post with any form of intellect it must immediately call everyone else stupid to cover up the fact that it is truly the tard.
2. NO GAME GAMER – You know this guy, he acts like he has game when he doesn’t have any. Not having game is no big deal if you don’t act like you have it. They continue to post stupid sh!t all the time. This is a tard who most likely got picked on in high school and tries to act he’s all about something now. Anyone like this is going to get grief.
3. THE. AGENDA PUSHER – This is a guy who for some retarded reason uses our football forum to consistently push another agenda. We all like discussing other issues but this guy takes it to another level constantly annoying everyone.
4. MR. SENSITIVE – This pussy has huevos the size of tobiko. He takes himself WAY to seriously and has absolutely no ability to laugh at himself or ever admit he is wrong.
5. SEAGULL POSTER – Another very annoying a-hole this guy will just dump a big load of sh!t on the BB and leave. Sometimes he will occasionally come back to post one reply to everyone who annoys him and leave again so he’s not a seagull poster he is a CHICKENSHIT poster. Sound familiar DuhKCMan?

That being said if you want to defend queer me go ahead. Truth be known I have given other people a much harder time and you never defended them. Fact is I don’t even dislike queer me he just possesses 4 of the 5 personality traits I find the most annoying so I give him grief.
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Calcountry 03:34 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Then don't let them get up.
How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!
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Calcountry 03:35 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
This thread is still churning. You know what? We still have no responses from Skip town and beer me in this whole thread.
Whats up with that?
They post about everyday i thought. Maybe all of a sudden they will come in and pummel this.
Why don't you PM them. :-)
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BIG_DADDY 03:37 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by tk13:
Well I guess you would know. I feel bad for beer me... I'd hate to have some Andy Dick Californian-wannabe all over my balls because I wouldn't let him suck me off.
Who are you kidding? Based upon the way your looking at that ball in your avatar I would say you have a pretty big obsession with balls. What do you do after watching tennis, flip the channel to queer eye for the tennis guy?
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BIG_DADDY 03:40 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by bunnytrdr:
How much do you weigh pally?

I'M GETTIN UP!!!
I don't know he held back a mini-van at Qualcomm once. Then again it was probably all the beer he drank that day, f*cking alchoholic.
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Fairplay 03:40 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by bunnytrdr:
Why don't you PM them. :-)


I think they are fully aware of the situation. Maybe when beer me gets a few in him this evening his rage will get the best of him and he will take on BD. Admission free to all Chiefsplanet.
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BIG_DADDY 03:41 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
A mildly amusing mini-story...

Once upon a time, two dunderheads thought it would be a good idea to steal my big bro's cooler full of beer. Big bro spotted them walking down the sidewalk, and we were off. As big bro slapped the top of the cooler, knocking it out of their hands as they weren't expecting it of course, I grabbed the guy on the left and threw him down. Of course, he starts to get up... my drunken mind processed as such... "Hm. He's bigger than me. If he gets up, he's gonna hit me back. That would be bad." So, I kicked him in the back of the head. Introducing his face to the sidewalk... and breaking a tooth in the process.

Just stay down. It's easier that way.
:-) Oh good grief. Next you'll tell us you beat beat his face in with your bloody f*cking fist. OK Jenson.
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Calcountry 03:42 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
Yea well I'm a pretty big guy but I have a small fry as otherwise noted so I have to make up for it in other ways.
Yeah right.
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MOhillbilly 03:44 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
I think they are fully aware of the situation. Maybe when beer men gets a few in him this evening his rage will get the best of him and he will take on BD. Admission free to all Chiefsplanet.
More likely it will be when he puts a few away at the club tonight hits on the semi-retard in formal wear who cant hold her head up and still gets shotdown in flames,then cruises the strip and gets laughed at by the low rent HOs then he'll be in a rage.Then maybe it'll really *kick off*.
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tk13 03:45 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
Who are you kidding? Based upon the way your looking at that ball in your avatar I would say you have a pretty big obsession with balls. What do you do after watching tennis, flip the channel to queer eye for the tennis guy?
The steroids are obviously seeping into your brain. Too bad they only enhanced the part that makes you act like a dumbass.
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Fairplay 03:46 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly:
More likely it will be when he puts a few away at the club tonight hits on the semi-retard in formal wear who cant hold her head up and still gets shotdown in flames,then cruises the strip and gets laughed at by the low rent HOs then he'll be in a rage.Then maybe it'll really *kick off*.


Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.
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MOhillbilly 03:48 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "F*CK THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY F*CKING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass.
Atta boy, i love to see othersgo clockwork hooligan.
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BIG_DADDY 03:49 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by tk13:
The steroids are obviously seeping into your brain. Too bad they only enhanced the part that makes you act like a dumbass.
Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.
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MOhillbilly 03:51 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
Im up all night, i will be waiting the appearance like a little kid waiting for Santa Claus to come down the chimmney.

Ya we know ya poor bastard,afraid to even venture out.
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MOhillbilly 03:52 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
Daaaaaamn dude, chill out your really starting to hurt my feelings.
Threaten him w/ your dogs!!!!!
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Fairplay 03:52 PM 08-20-2004
Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
That sounds like a fun Friday night.



:-) Actually i will be at work. Hopefully i will check in at the internet from time to time. But works been busy lately. I did a hit and run with a few postings last night and then had to get back to the grind.
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