Saying he sleepwalks through life until the next opportunity arises to savor tangy, slow-cooked meats, sources confirmed Tuesday local man Evan Demers spends his days occasionally eating barbecue in between doing things he hates.
“He works really long hours at a job he despises, constantly complains about his family, and doesn’t even seem to enjoy being around his friends—to be honest, the only time I’ve seen him satisfied is when there happens to be a slab of short ribs or a pulled pork sandwich in front of him,” longtime Demers acquaintance Russ Perkins said of the man who reportedly exists in a state of continuous irritability that is only interrupted at random intervals when, for a brief period, he is actively biting or chewing such food items as brisket, smoked chicken, baked beans, or cornbread.
“You can tell he’s just going through the motions of life and is pretty miserable. He did seem to snap out of it a little when that new barbecue place opened near his house a couple years back. It closed after a few months, though.”
At press time, reports stated that Demers was staring at an empty plate, licking the remnants of a vinegar-based sauce from his thumb, and trying to summon enough motivation to load the dishwasher.
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Hey children, you're both looking at time off... for the threat below, for instigating shit, for being doucebags, because you've both been warned and banned before for the same shit, because you've both been in the middle of childish feuds with other people before and won't stop, because we're tired of it, because we're not here to figure out "who started it", because this board doesn't exist for your petty bullshit, because it's bullshit to report posts after instigating shit and then turn around to say "I just talk shit on him now anytime his path crosses mine because it makes him so ****ing mad".
Beyond the mod consensus for this particular thread, stay away from each other... put each other on ignore... go to your separate corners... whatever the **** you have to do to resemble adults.
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Hey children, you're both looking at time off... for the threat below, for instigating shit, for being doucebags, because you've both been warned and banned before for the same shit, because you've both been in the middle of childish feuds with other people before and won't stop, because we're tired of it, because we're not here to figure out "who started it", because this board doesn't exist for your petty bullshit, because it's bullshit to report posts after instigating shit and then turn around to say "I just talk shit on him now anytime his path crosses mine because it makes him so fucking mad".
Beyond the mod consensus for this particular thread, stay away from each other... put each other on ignore... go to your separate corners... whatever the fuck you have to do to resemble adults.
Sorry that the mod team has had to spend time dealing with this. Being a mod has to be a real time suck and a thankless job. I never meant to cause you guys any headache.
Don’t worry about banning me from this thread or from CP for a while. This will be my last post here. I’m sure I will still lurk from time to time because this is still one if the best places on the internet for Chiefs information. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ:
first world problems?
My cleaning service has assigned a new maid to my house, and for some reason she keeps neatening up my nightstand against my wishes. She moves my spare glasses and the work expense receipts that are there because I need to take them to the office. And yesterday she took the earbuds out of my ipod, coiled them up, and moved them to another table. It's disrupting my routine. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
My cleaning service has assigned a new maid to my house, and for some reason she keeps neatening up my nightstand against my wishes. She moves my spare glasses and the work expense receipts that are there because I need to take them to the office. And yesterday she took the earbuds out of my ipod, coiled them up, and moved them to another table. It's disrupting my routine.
You ask these two to do what? You should be settling up assets but only one owns property without his parents name on it.
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Hey children, you're both looking at time off... for the threat below, for instigating shit, for being doucebags, because you've both been warned and banned before for the same shit, because you've both been in the middle of childish feuds with other people before and won't stop, because we're tired of it, because we're not here to figure out "who started it", because this board doesn't exist for your petty bullshit, because it's bullshit to report posts after instigating shit and then turn around to say "I just talk shit on him now anytime his path crosses mine because it makes him so ****ing mad".
Beyond the mod consensus for this particular thread, stay away from each other... put each other on ignore... go to your separate corners... whatever the **** you have to do to resemble adults.
