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View Poll Results: Dan Sorensen's key play will include all of the following. (Select all that apply.)
It will an involve an extra point attempt. 1 1.59%
It will be impacted by wind, rain, or snow. 0 0%
It will involve a backwards pass. 3 4.76%
It will involve a blocked kick. 3 4.76%
It will involve a brutal hit by Dan. 20 31.75%
It will involve a Chiefs cheerleader. 5 7.94%
It will involve a fake extra point. 2 3.17%
It will involve a fake field goal. 0 0%
It will involve a fake kickoff. 2 3.17%
It will involve a fake punt. 0 0%
It will involve a fan running onto the field. 1 1.59%
It will involve a field goal attempt. 0 0%
It will involve a forward flip. 1 1.59%
It will involve a fourth down play. 13 20.63%
It will involve a fumble out of the end zone. 0 0%
It will involve a kickoff. 1 1.59%
It will involve a lateral. 3 4.76%
It will involve a missed field goal. 0 0%
It will involve a player losing a shoe. 2 3.17%
It will involve a punt. 0 0%
It will involve a sack. 1 1.59%
It will involve a tipped pass. 10 15.87%
It will involve a two-point attempt. 0 0%
It will involve a vertical leap by Dan of more than 40 inches. 2 3.17%
It will involve an animal running onto the field. 4 6.35%
It will involve an attempted trick play. 2 3.17%
It will involve an interception. 14 22.22%
It will involve an official tripping and falling. 1 1.59%
It will involve an onside kick. 0 0%
It will involve another Chiefs player hitting the opposing quarterback. 6 9.52%
It will involve an opposing player being ejected. 1 1.59%
It will involve Dan scoring a safety. 2 3.17%
It will involve Dan playing on offense. 1 1.59%
It will involve Dan punching the ball or something near the ball. 5 7.94%
It will involve Dan scoring a one-point safety. 3 4.76%
It will involve Dan scoring a touchdown. 5 7.94%
It will involve Dan scoring a two-point play. 0 0%
It will involve a running play on defense. 4 6.35%
It will involve a passing play on defense. 8 12.70%
It will involve forcing a fumble. 7 11.11%
It will involve recovering a fumble. 6 9.52%
It will involve special teams. 0 0%
It will involve the Heimlich Maneuver. 7 11.11%
It will involve two or more changes of possession on the same play. 0 0%
It will take place in the Chiefs’ end zone. 1 1.59%
It will involve something that we cannot even imagine until we see it. 8 12.70%
It will involve all of the above. 6 9.52%
I can't predict it. I'll just enjoy it when it happens. 8 12.70%
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Nzoner's Game Room>Describe Dan Sorensen's big play in the upcoming AFCCG.
Rain Man 09:14 PM 01-23-2021
It's the playoffs, so we know one thing for certain: Dan Sorensen will make an amazing play. Describe that play below. I will also provide a poll so you can pick each of the components to build your own Sorensen amazing play.
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Hammock Parties 09:47 PM 01-23-2021
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Then Dan has an orgy with the cheerleaders on the field!!!
And impregnates them ALL.

And births our next QB!!!!!!!!!!

And lots of depth.
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Rain Man 09:48 PM 01-23-2021
Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco:
Probably something cleaner than his last big play.
I guess you're right. That play was football porn.
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digger 10:06 PM 01-23-2021
Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco:
Probably something cleaner than his last big play.
Did you know he was not fined for that play?
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ClevelandBronco 10:11 PM 01-23-2021
Originally Posted by digger:
Did you know he was not fined for that play?
Good. I’m in favor of cheating whenever possible in professional sports. I especially appreciate it when a guy gets away with it scot-free.

(Full disclosure: I have to admit that I haven’t seen that play or any other play this season.)
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BWillie 10:12 PM 01-23-2021
I say Chris Jones forces a fumble and Sorenson returns it for a TD. He's do one where he doesn't have to make a hit an a defensive TD

Lets go you god damn Chiefs!!!
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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan 10:31 PM 01-23-2021
It's 4th and 3, with the Bills trailing by 3 and driving into position for a tying field goal. The Bills attempt a bubble screen to Stephon Diggs, and Dan bursts through the blockers and lights up Diggs. The ball pops out of his hands and L'Jarious Sneed snags the ball before it can hit the ground and returns it for the winning touchdown as the Chiefs win 38-28 and Dan leads the damn victory parade to Tampa Bay.
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Hydrae 10:35 PM 01-23-2021
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
And impregnates them ALL.

And births our next QB!!!!!!!!!!

And lots of depth.
Dirty Dan provides all the depth they need. :-)
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Coochie liquor 10:46 PM 01-23-2021
Dan comes in on offense, lines up in the slot, at the snap he skirts towards Mahomes, takes the flip pass, takes 3 steps then throws a strike to Kelce in the end zone.
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BossChief 10:52 PM 01-23-2021
Chiefs are up 31-17 in the mid 4th quarter when Allen fires a pass over the middle to Stephon Diggs. Chris Jones gets his hand up just in time to get a slight tip on the ball. Diggs reaches out and the ball comes off his right hand and goes into the bracket safety and Sorenson plucks the ball and returns it to the 4 yard line.
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TimeForWasp 10:59 PM 01-23-2021
Early second quarter. Everyone is covered ,so Josh takes off around the right side . He can see daylight for a big gain, but Dirty Dan takes a lesson from the Browns and jumps on Josh's back and puts him in a sleeper hold. Josh's daylight suddenly dims and they go down hard. Everyone thinks Josh has a concussion, and he gets taken to the locker room.
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mlyonsd 11:00 PM 01-23-2021
Late in the 4th he gets called for defensive holding giving the buffs a first and goal. On the next play Allen tries a run behind the right tackle and he fumbles when Dan stuns him preserving the 69-0 shutout.
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Jewish Rabbi 11:01 PM 01-23-2021
Originally Posted by mlyonsd:
Late in the 4th he gets called for defensive holding giving the buffs a first and goal. On the next play Allen tries a run behind the right tackle and he fumbles when Dan stuns him preserving the 69-0 shutout.
FUCK YEAH!!!
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Bill Brasky 12:11 AM 01-24-2021
I went with forcing a fumble because it makes my dick hard.
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Azide22 12:29 AM 01-24-2021
Originally Posted by digger:
Did you know he was not fined for that play?
It wasn't dirty, only play he could have made. Shouldn't have been fined. Glad NFL didn't make something more out of jt.
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Buehler445 12:31 AM 01-24-2021
4th down. Across the middle. Diggs. Someone is trying to get him down and slows him down. Brutal hit. Maybe dead.
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