It will an involve an extra point attempt. 1 1.59%

It will be impacted by wind, rain, or snow. 0 0%

It will involve a backwards pass. 3 4.76%

It will involve a blocked kick. 3 4.76%

It will involve a brutal hit by Dan. 20 31.75%

It will involve a Chiefs cheerleader. 5 7.94%

It will involve a fake extra point. 2 3.17%

It will involve a fake field goal. 0 0%

It will involve a fake kickoff. 2 3.17%

It will involve a fake punt. 0 0%

It will involve a fan running onto the field. 1 1.59%

It will involve a field goal attempt. 0 0%

It will involve a forward flip. 1 1.59%

It will involve a fourth down play. 13 20.63%

It will involve a fumble out of the end zone. 0 0%

It will involve a kickoff. 1 1.59%

It will involve a lateral. 3 4.76%

It will involve a missed field goal. 0 0%

It will involve a player losing a shoe. 2 3.17%

It will involve a punt. 0 0%

It will involve a sack. 1 1.59%

It will involve a tipped pass. 10 15.87%

It will involve a two-point attempt. 0 0%

It will involve a vertical leap by Dan of more than 40 inches. 2 3.17%

It will involve an animal running onto the field. 4 6.35%

It will involve an attempted trick play. 2 3.17%

It will involve an interception. 14 22.22%

It will involve an official tripping and falling. 1 1.59%

It will involve an onside kick. 0 0%

It will involve another Chiefs player hitting the opposing quarterback. 6 9.52%

It will involve an opposing player being ejected. 1 1.59%

It will involve Dan scoring a safety. 2 3.17%

It will involve Dan playing on offense. 1 1.59%

It will involve Dan punching the ball or something near the ball. 5 7.94%

It will involve Dan scoring a one-point safety. 3 4.76%

It will involve Dan scoring a touchdown. 5 7.94%

It will involve Dan scoring a two-point play. 0 0%

It will involve a running play on defense. 4 6.35%

It will involve a passing play on defense. 8 12.70%

It will involve forcing a fumble. 7 11.11%

It will involve recovering a fumble. 6 9.52%

It will involve special teams. 0 0%

It will involve the Heimlich Maneuver. 7 11.11%

It will involve two or more changes of possession on the same play. 0 0%

It will take place in the Chiefs’ end zone. 1 1.59%

It will involve something that we cannot even imagine until we see it. 8 12.70%

It will involve all of the above. 6 9.52%

I can't predict it. I'll just enjoy it when it happens. 8 12.70%

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He will be. Won't happen until sometime in March.
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If the Chiefs win by two. Not covering the spread again. Dan will in some way be connected to those two points. It's science
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4th quarter 29 seconds left, Chiefs up by 2 and Bills have the ball, 2nd and goal at the 6yd line. Play action, Allen sweeps wide right, not a Chief player within 10y of him. He’s gonna make it in. But wait; some drunken Bills fan is standing in the corner end zone seats, he’s waving the 11” dildo he cornholed and smuggled into Arrowhead. This get Allen’s attention and he starts drooling, he’s at the 3yd line, he starts to slow down, the dildo is in the air heading right towards him. As it gets closer Josh drops the ball to grab the massive shit covered artificial cock from the air. He has it, he jams it into his mouth through the face guard, the same face guard he had custom made to allow entry of his favorite toy. The football is just rolling towards the sidelines....
Dirty Dan is the closest Chief, he knows if the ball goes out of bounds, the Bills kick a fg on the next play and he loses, he swoops the ball and goes 96 yards for the game icing score. The camera pans to the opposite end zone, where we see the rest of the Bills players have surrounded Allen, laying on the field with him, a complete frenzy, all of them trying to share the phallic offering they received.
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I see a blocked punt in Dirty Dan's future
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I wish Dirty Dan was like this...

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Putting together the pieces in the voting, it appears that on a fourth down play Dan will destroy a receiver simultaneously with the ball's arrival. It will be tipped in the air and intercepted by another Chief.
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Smacks Josh Allen after he takes off from the pocket to pick up a first down, forces a fumble, recovered by Sneed or Mathieu. Josh Allen shaken up.
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so it ended up being that 3rd and goal tackle at the 2 right before the half to force a field goal. . also getting in Diggs head with some strange trash talk and hand motions

Daniel Sorensen and Stefon Diggs with some early chatter �� pic.twitter.com/BKsTgfqQvV

— Billy Heyen (@BillyHeyen) January 24, 2021

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What was Sorensen doing? I'm really curious. He seemed to be mimicking reading something, but what? The Bills' playbook? Tomorrow's newspaper about the Chiefs going to the Super Bowl? A news report describing how Sorensen forced Diggs out of bounds?
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Pretty tame game according to the standards set by DD. Still an amazing winner.
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