Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - In free-fall at 20,000 feet, wearing parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you.
Starting Distance - 21 feet
Dartgod
Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi)
Backup Weapon - None
Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Naked East Asian women are screaming and running around panicked (Organizer note: in this situation you may assume that they're also free falling and wearing parachutes.)
threebag02
Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife
Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea [Reply]
Originally Posted by threebag02:
The wind from your fall will have you slicing the shit out of yourself.
You'll end up looking like roast beef in an Angel Smalls video
This is a very intriguing argument. Is the urumi heavy enough to be used in freefall? If not, threebag2 can race toward the ground and potentially have an advantage in the swamp. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
This is a very intriguing argument. Is the urumi heavy enough to be used in freefall? If not, threebag2 can race toward the ground and potentially have an advantage in the swamp.
77.78% of the voting public believe that it is. [Reply]
Originally Posted by threebag02:
The wind from your fall will have you slicing the shit out of yourself.
You'll end up looking like roast beef in an Angel Smalls video
The whip is utterly useless in the free fall. The Bowie knife is the only weapon worth a damn falling. And you aren’t swinging that damn whip in the swamp either so the bat is the #1 in the swamp. Easy victory. [Reply]
