About to head to the airport to wait the 3 hours you have between checking in and getting on an international flight. After that it’s a 2 hour flight to Jamaica. We did Montego Bay (Royal Caribbean Sandals resort) last time. When we went to put down payment on this trip, the guy said he saw us partying and he thought Ochi Beach resort was more of what we were looking for! So we’re doing it this time. It’s supposed to be more of a Spring Break atmosphere but without all the underaged people being idiots! Can’t wait to get back to the island and get my party on.
We are doing Dunn’s River Falls, which will pick us up at the resort on a catamaran take us to do the falls, then it turns into a booze cruise on the way back to the resort where they serve what I’ve heard called some STRONG rum punch and we party dance and get hammered until they drop us off back at the resort at 2 pm. Gotta try and find a way to maintain for the next week! I’ve already apologized profusely to my liver for what it’s about to endure. Not sure it believes me.. anyway I’m excited. Gonna get my party on! Will post some pics (nudes of myself of course) as the week progresses. Lots of cool restaurants to eat at and we upgraded to butler level this time with a semi private pool!! Pumped!! [Reply]
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Have a good time, dude, but why in the world are you going to the airport that early??
We arrived safely. Idk why we had to get there so early. They said international flights have to get there 3 hours early which sucks. But on a positive note... found weed (actually it found me) within minutes of arrival at the resort. Been here a few hours and have had a very good dinner, some strong ass drinks, and now I’m burning a fatty of some sticky icky poolside. Then gonna go hit the on-site club and get krunk! Room was set with Johnny walker, absolute, Bombay, quervo, and more. Plus lots of beer. Not sure I’m not dead and in heaven lol! [Reply]
Dunn’s River Falls was a blast. Climbed up the slick rocks in the water. Better be in shape for that part or you’ll just be going into the water constantly. We left there and went to a nearby private beach. They brought us jerk chicken and drinks the rest of the day as we sat on the beach. One of my best days ever. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
It’s supposed to be more of a Spring Break atmosphere but without all the underaged people being idiots!
Yeah...now you only have to deal with all the drunk-as-a-raging-alcoholic-skunk adults (including yourself) being idiots!
May a diarrhea-laden German Shepherd of the Jamaican police force alert on your person and bags containing illegal drugs by defecating on them in a seemingly non-stop manner. [Reply]
Originally Posted by 1COOLDOG:
Yeah...now you only have to deal with all the drunk-as-a-raging-alcoholic-skunk adults (including yourself) being idiots!
May a diarrhea-laden German Shepherd of the Jamaican police force alert on your person and bags containing illegal drugs by defecating on them in a seemingly non-stop manner.
Originally Posted by SuperBowl4:
Is it HOT n' HUMID?
So far it’s not as hot as Florida where I came from. There’s a very cool fog in the blue mountains at sunrise. Looks like a great day here. Waiting on breakfast to be delivered in a couple hours. Currently just watching the sun rise into the sky. Gonna do glass bottom boat tour today! [Reply]
Originally Posted by SuperBowl4:
How was the glass bottom boat excursion mon?
It was fun. I love the extreme blue waters of the Caribbean Sea. I can’t believe the amount of alcohol I consumed yesterday. Literally drank from around 615 am til I finally passed out around midnight. And here I am up before 7 am again. Oh well, better than sleeping my vacation away. Dunn’s River Falls today and Booze cruise. Got pulled up on the stage last night during the entertainment, they always choose me for some reason. [Reply]
