Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - In free-fall at 20,000 feet, wearing parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you.
Starting Distance - 21 feet
Dartgod
Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi)
Backup Weapon - None
Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Naked East Asian women are screaming and running around panicked (Organizer note: in this situation you may assume that they're also free falling and wearing parachutes.)
threebag02
Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife
Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea [Reply]
The odds overwhelmingly favor Dartgod cutting himself free from his own parachute trying to use that thing. Look at those videos - that ain't exactly a precision weapon, especially for someone that's just learned how to use it.
In free fall with all that adrenaline and trying to get a giant whippy object on target....nah. Dartgod's gonna cut his own risers or his lines and he's gonna end up getting eaten by gators as he pretty much free falls into a swamp. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
No one is doing anything while parachuting :-) Ridiculous
It's a ground battle in a swamp of gators. They are both dead. No one is using that sword whip thing without months of practice.:-)
While he is wrapped up in his flimsy sword/whip I skydive in and Bowie knife the fuck out of him. then the Asian whores and I can have a shitfest, shower shits for all [Reply]
When the fanboats arrive at the landing spot out in the swamp, Dartgod is fighting off gators with the urumi and threebag02 is nowhere to be found. Rescuers did find the baseball bat, though, which will go up on Dartgod's wall as he moves to Round 2. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
When the fanboats arrive at the landing spot out in the swamp, Dartgod is fighting off gators with the urumi and threebag02 is nowhere to be found. Rescuers did find the baseball bat, though, which will go up on Dartgod's wall as he moves to Round 2.
This has it all....Weaponized diarrhea....free fall skydive, whips, bats, crazy women screaming(just like real fights)
Once the chute opens, dartgod can swing the razor whip, cut some of the chords on 3bag's chute and he spirals to his pending dent in the ground. [Reply]
Edit... Assuming both have a difficult time landing blows during free fall where no weapon is all that great... threebag only really has an opportunity to whip the bowie knife and hope like hell for a hit. The razor whip has a much greater reach so the likelihood dart can land a blow is greater. that said, I'd think it'll come down to when they deploy chutes... threebag can only really try to hit the chute itself but dart can go for the cords from further away... I can't fathom how 3bag wins this. [Reply]
