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Washington DC and The Holy Land>Suntanned my butthole this weekend. AMA.
eDave 11:27 PM 12-02-2019
I now understand Algebra.
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threebag02 01:43 AM 12-03-2019
Couple shots of Banana Boat do the trick?


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eDave 01:43 AM 12-03-2019
Hey threebag. Go fuck yourself.
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listopencil 02:25 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by eDave:
Fun fact: I'm 54, which is 1 year shy of being a Boomer. Millennials hate me though. Probably because I'm rich. And a Chad. Chicks love me, losers hate me.

I tend to think of Boomers as the people who grew up in the first American society that was engineered to be dedicated to children, in a way that wasn't seen before. And that the spike in births that caused such a larger cohort combined with a society that gave them the impression that it was built just for them gave many of them an incredibly entitled whiny douchebag complex that has poisoned our culture ever since. So I would go back as far as the very late 1930's and into the early-to-mid 1960's. And I think that if you were given that entitled feeling as a child then you qualify.
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Baby Lee 03:05 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by eDave:
Fun fact: I'm 54, which is 1 year shy of being a Boomer. Menials still hate me though. Probably because I'm rich. And a Chad. Chicks love me, losers hate me. Losers don't tan their buttholes though.
Pro Tip - when you start a 'suntanned my butthole' thread, rich and white are assumed.
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eDave 03:07 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Pro Tip - when you start a 'suntanned my butthole' thread, rich and white are assumed.
I see what you did there.
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scho63 04:29 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by eDave:
It is odd that I am the embodiment of AZ, yet I have no tan. NO TAN.

On the plus side, you will die of skin cancer.

Love you bud.
But you will look at my lovely tan carcass in the box and tell all the mourners, "Damn that's a good looking corpse!" :-)
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displacedinMN 07:36 AM 12-03-2019
did you open your mouth to see if a rainbow came out??
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digger 08:07 AM 12-03-2019
Now long have you been a hipster?
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srvy 08:14 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by scho63:
What did you wear a Burqa and cut a small hole for your bung hole?

Your body hasn't seen the sun in 22 years. :-)
Union suit flap down.



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SuperBowl4 08:48 AM 12-03-2019
Go back out again and you will "understand" GEMATRIA.:-) WARNING: USE SPF 100+ OR HIGHER!
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patteeu 08:55 AM 12-03-2019
I have a question about an emerging controversy. Is lewdog a beta or an alpha?
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IowaHawkeyeChief 09:38 AM 12-03-2019
:-)I'm sitting in the Delta Club in the Atlanta airport, and it is hard to have the DC page up with this thread title... Some strange looks from those seating around me.
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ChiliConCarnage 09:41 AM 12-03-2019
Was the Sun gentle your first time?
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BucEyedPea 10:08 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo:
This should be in the main forum lounge
I agree! But if HCF can post non-political threads* I guess anyone else can too now.

* including thinly disguised as a religion or economic topic which do not wind up being discussed as intended in this forum—that is unless I go into those threads and make them fit the forum.
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BucEyedPea 10:11 AM 12-03-2019
Originally Posted by eDave:
It is odd that I am the embodiment of AZ, yet I have no tan. NO TAN.
Me as well being in Florida. But ya' know it truly means you're not a tourist but a genuine resident.

I resorted to a spray tan just before I went up to Cape Cod for sailing at my sister's. Just so I would look like I live in Florida. :-)
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