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Prison Bitch 02:53 PM 11-30-2019
Best Bee ever:

Conservative Slams Liberal Policies He'll Support Five Years From Now





From medicare for all and a wealth tax to free college and canceling student debt, the conservative systematically dismantled every policy liberals support, though he's going to cave on every single one of these just a few years from now.

The man says he's staunchly opposed to how fast progressives are changing things and prefers the conservative approach of changing the exact same things but just on a little bit of a delay.

"Liberals are ruining this country," he said, shaking both his head and his fist. "They go and put forth all these radical ideas that will destroy the fabric of our society. Sure, I end up conceding ground to the libs and supporting policies I would have found appalling just five years ago. But I've got to be the voice of reason here and caution everyone against the very ideas I will come to agree with a short time from now."

https://babylonbee.com/news/conserva...years-from-now

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Halfcan 02:55 PM 11-30-2019
He seems nice.
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vailpass 03:32 PM 11-30-2019
This one was more accurate:


Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To Be Angry About This Year

U.S.—In honor of Thanksgiving week, the nation's progressives have begun to give thanks that they have so much to be angry and offended about this year.


"Thank you, unspecified deity who may or may not exist, for giving us so much stuff to be outraged about," said Staci Walder, 42, of Portland, as she prepared her vegan, kale-wrapped turkey. "I'm truly humbled that you've blessed me with the Trump presidency, the patriarchy, the laws of economics, and biological facts to rage against."

"Every year, it's important to pause and recognize how much we have to be angry about."

"A lot of people struggle with gratitude, but I'm deeply thankful that the universe has given us a veritable cornucopia of things to be mad about," agreed Mary Wallace, 27, of New York. "I know that I come from a place of privilege, and when I think about those poor people who have absolutely nothing to be mad about, I utter a prayer of thanks to goddess."

Many progressives partake in an annual tradition of writing down all the things they're thankful to be mad about:

White people
Pronouns
Personal responsibility
Satire that does not affirm their viewpoint
Billionaires
Old tweets
32-ounce sodas
Plastic straws
People who hold a steady job
Appropriating other cultures
Excluding other cultures
Bush
Obama
Trump
Babies
Kanye West
America

"If we'd all just remember to count our outrages, we'd have a much worse attitude all the time," Wallace said as she looked over her own list of offensive things that dare to exist. "We should live our lives as though it's Outrage Thanksgiving every day."
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Cosmos 04:18 PM 11-30-2019
Nation's Conservatives Give Thanks for:

Corruption
Lying
Self dealing
Republican Swamp
“Don’t know the man/woman”
“You’ll need to talk to my lawyer”
“I’ll be too busy to golf”
“Vlad on line 2”
“There are good people on Both Sides.
Veterans Day...and it’s RAINING...? WELL FUCK THAT.
“I’ll release my taxes”
“ I very much want to testify”
“My line were tapped”
“Russia, If you’re listening”
Hillary is a security threat..
“My black person”
Conspiracy theories
DOJ OLC Memo...more than anything else, otherwise.
Unsecured Presidential Phones
Reality show stars
Zuckerberg night sweats
FOX Opinion programming...(didn’t Hannity, Piro Fucker Carlson all show up at rallies at different times...?
Brothers in arms like Netanyahu, Putin, Erdogan, Xi (trademarks came in handy), MBS (probable more a Jared guy, but crime families aren't particular),
Kim....
Taxpayer funded election rallies

No need to look outside this corrupt administration, for anyone of sound mind and values to feel outrage at what is going on...
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NinerDoug 04:20 PM 11-30-2019
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
Best Bee ever:

Conservative Slams Liberal Policies He'll Support Five Years From Now





From medicare for all and a wealth tax to free college and canceling student debt, the conservative systematically dismantled every policy liberals support, though he's going to cave on every single one of these just a few years from now.

The man says he's staunchly opposed to how fast progressives are changing things and prefers the conservative approach of changing the exact same things but just on a little bit of a delay.

"Liberals are ruining this country," he said, shaking both his head and his fist. "They go and put forth all these radical ideas that will destroy the fabric of our society. Sure, I end up conceding ground to the libs and supporting policies I would have found appalling just five years ago. But I've got to be the voice of reason here and caution everyone against the very ideas I will come to agree with a short time from now."

https://babylonbee.com/news/conserva...years-from-now
Is that dude white, Bitch?
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Easy 6 04:26 PM 11-30-2019
I give thanks for Cosmos, the nonstop lulz are truly a blessing
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vailpass 04:33 PM 11-30-2019
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
I give thanks for Cosmos, the nonstop lulz are truly a blessing
Agreed though he seems especially moody lately. Probably ovulating.
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IowaHawkeyeChief 11-30-2019, 06:55 PM
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IowaHawkeyeChief 06:57 PM 11-30-2019
Originally Posted by Cosmos:
Nation's Conservatives Give Thanks for:

Corruption
Lying
Self dealing
Republican Swamp
“Don’t know the man/woman”
“You’ll need to talk to my lawyer”
“I’ll be too busy to golf”
“Vlad on line 2”
“There are good people on Both Sides.
Veterans Day...and it’s RAINING...? WELL **** THAT.
“I’ll release my taxes”
“ I very much want to testify”
“My line were tapped”
“Russia, If you’re listening”
Hillary is a security threat..
“My black person”
Conspiracy theories
DOJ OLC Memo...more than anything else, otherwise.
Unsecured Presidential Phones
Reality show stars
Zuckerberg night sweats
FOX Opinion programming...(didn’t Hannity, Piro ****er Carlson all show up at rallies at different times...?
Brothers in arms like Netanyahu, Putin, Erdogan, Xi (trademarks came in handy), MBS (probable more a Jared guy, but crime families aren't particular),
Kim....
Taxpayer funded election rallies

No need to look outside this corrupt administration, for anyone of sound mind and values to feel outrage at what is going on...
Club
Of
Stupid
Members
of
Socialism
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Prison Bitch 09:40 AM 12-01-2019
Almost all the Pubes on this forum love gays now. It’s true. Most want illegal aliens amnesties too and hate crimes laws enforced for “racism”.


On 5 years climate change will be Pube mantra and so will atheism. Gun control may or may not be included we will see.
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Bowser 10:01 AM 12-01-2019
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
Almost all the Pubes on this forum love gays now. It’s true. Most want illegal aliens amnesties too and hate crimes laws enforced for “racism”.


On 5 years climate change will be Pube mantra and so will atheism. Gun control may or may not be included we will see.
Look at you trying to start shit, lol. What's the matter, find yourself agreeing with the forum conservatives a little too much and decided it's time to stir it up a little?
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Prison Bitch 10:16 AM 12-01-2019
Originally Posted by Bowser:
find yourself agreeing with the forum conservatives a little too much?
Huh? What does that mean?
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banecat 12:25 PM 12-02-2019
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
Almost all the Pubes on this forum love gays now. It’s true. Most want illegal aliens amnesties too and hate crimes laws enforced for “racism”.


On 5 years climate change will be Pube mantra and so will atheism. Gun control may or may not be included we will see.
We can only hope that they drop god from the ticket. Especially seeing as how most of them don't believe and are just using it because they feel that they need to. And most gun owners that I have talked to are for strict gun legislation
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Prison Bitch 01:47 PM 12-02-2019
Originally Posted by banecat:
We can only hope that they drop god from the ticket. Especially seeing as how most of them don't believe and are just using it because they feel that they need to. And most gun owners that I have talked to are for strict gun legislation
High five bro!

Just become Democrat lite. That’s the surefire way to win, I mean: libtards have been giving that advice for decades.
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BucEyedPea 01:49 PM 12-02-2019
Originally Posted by banecat:
We can only hope that they drop god from the ticket. Especially seeing as how most of them don't believe and are just using it because they feel that they need to. And most gun owners that I have talked to are for strict gun legislation
Anecdotal.

They support some. Depends on what you mean by strict though. I don't they go that far.
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lawrenceRaider 02:28 PM 12-02-2019
Originally Posted by banecat:
And most gun owners that I have talked to are for strict gun legislation
Liar.
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