Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

I can see why.

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Haha, I wish. I'm willing to bet I've been around the block far more times than she has. My past sexual history isn't really her business, just like hers isn't mine.
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Freak as in good and/or kinky, or freak as in she has a tail and multiple sets of genitals?
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So she blows you AFTER butt secks? Kinky.
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How?
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This thread has risen to serious consideration for the HOC. One more burst and it crosses the finish line.
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220 hz
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I voted every time, but have only had 2 in the last year, but it was everytime
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Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
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I'm pretty fugly, but not that fucking fugly.
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Do you know the story?

[google piggyback bandit]
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Every single day, without question. I love this woman more than life itself.
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And sometimes, multiple, like afternoon and then foreplay for the night adventure.

Americans need to start expecting this from their spouses.
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Pass on that dude, I have a life. Sex and Bj's are awesome, but not twice a day every day awesome. That would be cool for a week tops IMO.
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to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.
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