Weather Who is the hottest dude on the team? - Page 7

For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.

This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.

This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you.
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Originally Posted by Rausch:
It's only racist if used in a negative connotation.

Or it's not at all because it's a light hearted joking term. But you get pissy whenever you want to. The rest of us will react accordingly...

Well, duh. That’s true for any phrase or speech.

It’s like calling someone a jungle bunny, though. It is racist. Tf do black people have to do with the jungle?
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Well, duh. That’s true for any phrase or speech.

It’s like calling someone a jungle bunny, though. It is racist. Tf do black people have to do with the jungle?

Or porches.
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Kelce and Jones immediately come to mind. Rice is a cutie too tho
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Or porches.

Hah, fuckin a. I totally forgot that was even a thing. You’re right. Racist insults come straight out of left field.

Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire:
Rice is a cutie too tho

True. Shame they gave the guy the electric chair.
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Well, duh. That’s true for any phrase or speech.

It’s like calling someone a jungle bunny, though. It is racist. Tf do black people have to do with the jungle?

I'll be honest and admit to not knowing the genesis or purpose for that one. We've all heard it but...
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Originally Posted by Rausch:
Virus done caught the gay...

What makes you say that? Was it the pink shirt with pictures of guys blowing each other on it that “he” was wearing when he created this thread? Or something else?
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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
What makes you say that? Was it the pink shirt with pictures of guys blowing each other on it that “he” was wearing when he created this thread? Or something else?

Well, good. Maybe I'll get a free beer outta' him then...
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Originally Posted by Rausch:
I'll be honest and admit to not knowing the genesis or purpose for that one. We've all heard it but...

I'm not saying it's the reason but jungle juice has a lot of kool-aid.
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I love the amount of guys who can't admit that another dude is good looking. It's not gay FFS. Virus didn't ask which of the Chiefs' players you'd fuck. That's a Billay poll.
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Originally Posted by DenverChief:

This dude knows.
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How you gonna leave Neal Down off the list?
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Originally Posted by The Franchise:
I love the amount of guys who can't admit that another dude is good looking. It's not gay FFS. Virus didn't ask which of the Chiefs' players you'd fuck. That's a Billay poll.

The title of the poll is literally, "Who would you most like to bang?"
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Originally Posted by DaFace:
The title of the poll is literally, "Who would you most like to bang?"

Teehee..

He’s right, though. I considered creating the poll with the question being “Who would you most rather look like” or something to assuage the fears of the anti-gays.

Then I decided I’d rather just gay up the place a lil bit. After all, it ain’t gay if it’s the homies!
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I would have a wild weekend in Vegas with Kelce and then marry Butker.
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I mentioned it in the OP, but a conversation we were having in the Patrick Mahomes thread spawned the whole idea.

If you’re unfamiliar, Elvis Grbac won Sexiest Athlete Alive back in the 90s. Story goes, they were brainstorming candidates and some chick is like “the Chiefs QB is pretty hot!” So they agree to run it with the Chiefs QB but apparently didn’t do the research. They get to KC like “where’s your QB?” and are directed to Grbac. They do all the work, get back to HQ and realize something went terribly wrong. Whole time it should have been Rich Gannon, not Grbac! They were out of time so they just printed it. Doesn’t sound real but apparently it’s the truth. Totally comical.

Anyway, someone made the comment that he knew something was up because he’d seen both Gannon and Grbac.

And Rain Man mentioned that Tony Gonzalez probably should have been represented over either QB. By the way, I think you’re right, Rain Man. Tony is a great looking dude. Even today, he’s nearly 50 and still a looker.

That led me down a deeper, more philosophical well on human attraction/sexuality that I won’t get into here.. but here we are.
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