When I was a kid our neighbors adopted a German Shepherd/Basset hound mix, it looked like a full size Shepherd with short legs. I used to tell them their dog was a lowrider.
His name: Robert.
WHO THE FOCK NAMES THEIR DOG A REAL HUMAN NAME?!?!?
Robert.
Here, Robert, ol' boy. C'mon Robert!
Like the dog is a lawyer or therapist or some chit.
also,
My cousin has a whippet named Devo. I think thats pretty damn cool. [Reply]
Seeing a grown man stand on his back deck wearing only boxers screaming “SALAD! God dammit...SALAD!” Into the night is one of the highlights of my life. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Two of my cats are named Starbuck and Apollo.
My wife talked me into taking in an abandoned cat last spring that a fellow teacher at her high school found out on their property. Brought him home and I was playing with it and he leaped up and did a back flip. My had been asking me what we should name him and I said, there can be only one name now "Ozzie." She knows next to nothing about Cards history so I had to pull up a video to explain. [Reply]
Human names for pets like Robert or Brad, etc always seem weird for a pet. I recently ran into a cat named Liam. I was doing inside repairs for a client and she warned me to watch out for Liam because he thinks hes a dog. Ok whatever. So this cat Liam would watch me work from a few feet away and wait till I wasnt paying attention and come steal my tools out of my tool bag. Hed just grab a tool (pliers), and carry it about 6-7 feet away drop it then repeat the process. The other odd thing about that job is she had a dog named Brad that scurried away after I entered never to be seen again. [Reply]