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Titty Meat 09:40 PM 03-14-2019
Who here has dealt with an obxnious co worker? I've had plenty of jobs and sure theres been douchebags but not like this. This one mother fucker talks shit everyday and its obxnious as hell. He says shit that would get his mouth punched outside of work. I've told him if it's not about work not to talk to me and if he talks shit again we would have issues.

This loser has a dad locked up for child molestation and a quick criminal background check shows he has a record for domestic violence and phone harrassment. It has taken everything in me not to bring this up when he does his bullshit.

I feel like going to HR is kind of a bitch move and our manager is lazy. Talking to him about it would make me look dramatic and have repercussions.

So if you've dealt with this situation before how did you handle it?
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Titty Meat 10:16 PM 03-14-2019
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
I'm sure you do :-)
Need to take a shower if you're interested in reducing our carbon footprint hmu
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Chiefs=Champions 10:18 PM 03-14-2019
Tell him he's trash.
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Iowanian 10:18 PM 03-14-2019
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
GAY
Does a duck with a hardon drag weeds?
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Hog's Gone Fishin 10:39 PM 03-14-2019
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
My real advice is to ignore him, keep your mouth shut, work really hard....excel at your job and get promoted above and away from him.
And Bee's. Lots of Bee's :-)
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Rain Man 10:50 PM 03-14-2019
Y'know, another option is to take a Pygmalion approach.

Sit him down and tell him that he's an idiot and he's destroying his own chance at success, but under your careful tutelage you can remake him into a successful human being. He'll scoff at you and laugh, but thereafter, every single time he does something inappropriate, you can take a lecturing tone to tell him what he's doing wrong and how he should have behaved, and you can justly claim that you're doing it for his own good. In the end, you will either create a functional coworker who owes you a great debt of gratitude, or you'll frustrate him enough that he'll quit.
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baitism 10:54 PM 03-14-2019
Hide gay porn throughout his desk/office.
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CoMoChief 10:55 PM 03-14-2019
Hire a hitman.

Just dont hire Motherfucker Jones.
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scho63 05:38 AM 03-15-2019
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Who here has dealt with an obnoxious co worker?
Answer: EVERYONE :-)
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scho63 05:39 AM 03-15-2019
or.....shoot hit 6 times in front of his house and run him over with a pickup truck at night.
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KCUnited 05:47 AM 03-15-2019
The best part about being a remote employee, besides having my own personal bathroom and never having to smell burnt popcorn in a breakroom ever again, is not having to overhear annoying coworker conversations. Especially "mom talk". "So your last 2 kids have deep special needs that are taxing your marriage, yes trying for a 3rd sounds like a wonderful idea, Tammy".
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wheeler08 05:50 AM 03-15-2019
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
The best part about being a remote employee, besides having my own personal bathroom and never having to smell burnt popcorn in a breakroom ever again, is not having to overhear annoying coworker conversations. Especially "mom talk". "So your last 2 kids have deep special needs that are taxing your marriage, yes trying for a 3rd sounds like a wonderful idea, Tammy".
Ugh fucking burnt popcorn...:or fish! I don’t miss working with people one bit. I work alone and still laugh out loud just as much
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wheeler08 05:51 AM 03-15-2019
Have Clay hack his Facebook and put edited nude photos of him and the boss and get him fired.
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TwistedChief 05:52 AM 03-15-2019
But did he like Alex Smith?
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chefs fan in omaha 06:13 AM 03-15-2019
Sweep the leg
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srvy 06:22 AM 03-15-2019
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Who here has dealt with an obxnious co worker? I've had plenty of jobs and sure theres been douchebags but not like this. This one mother fucker talks shit everyday and its obxnious as hell. He says shit that would get his mouth punched outside of work. I've told him if it's not about work not to talk to me and if he talks shit again we would have issues.

This loser has a dad locked up for child molestation and a quick criminal background check shows he has a record for domestic violence and phone harrassment. It has taken everything in me not to bring this up when he does his bullshit.

I feel like going to HR is kind of a bitch move and our manager is lazy. Talking to him about it would make me look dramatic and have repercussions.

So if you've dealt with this situation before how did you handle it?
Never go to HR they arent there for you they protect the company at all costs. Plus co-worker will not trust you afterward no matter how big a dick the guy is.
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