This is the Official Scorecard of the WuFlu, Coronavirus, COVID-19 or other shit.
Since the next best thing since sliced bread or Chiefs Super Bowl Victories is making its way across the globe. This is a more personal thread to monitor who, when, where, how and other related shit. If you are prepping, what’s your plan of attack? Toilet Paper-face masks or Face masks-Toilet Paper? If you are just scrubbing your hands and singing an endless loop of Happy Birthday, what soap are you using? Grab your collective asses and hold on. Bleach your keyboards and offer up the best ya got. [Reply]
Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!
This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption. [Reply]
Originally Posted by loochy:
Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!
This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
Hop in the shower. Problem solved.
Toilet paper is way to valuable to wipe your ass with. [Reply]
Originally Posted by loochy:
Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!
This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
People laughed at us for putting in Bidet, suck it losers.
think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ? [Reply]
Originally Posted by REDHOTGTO:
think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ?
"Colds" don't require a ventilator in order to survive, neither do most flu's.
This virus is deadly because no country in the world is prepared for tens of thousands of infected people, let alone millions, who would require a hospital bed and a ventilator in order to survive this virus.
That's why everything is being cancelled - less exposure will help to contain the virus, somewhat. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Panic buying has officially hit central Iowa. Costco didn't have a single roll of TP in the building or most cleaning-sanitizing items.
I'm not dying of the Kung flu.
Everybody was Kung flu fighting.
Smart people would buy stock in toilet paper companies right now. [Reply]